Written by: Ass Shock
Chapter 1 - The crazy day at the Donuts and More
It all started out when Dana came back to Brandon to visit her freinds. She phoned me up and told me to meet her downtown at like first street, it sucked. I had to walk like 36 blocks but it was worth it. Dana had drugs, i was waiting at a shell station for her asking people if they had a smoke, no luck. Then, miraculusly, Dana showed up and the first this she said was...." Ass Shock, your such a hippi", oh boy did that make me laugh.. haha. Anywho, we sat around for a bit asking people to buy us smokes because i had money. After a long journey from gas station to gas station we finally met this 25 year old lady who bought us a pack we were sooo happy, Players light kings size. But there was a bad thing...... a very bad thing............. we lost our can, NOOOOO. now we cant smoke out drugs, we had to go buy another fucking can, so in the end it was all good. Me and Dana went to a little place to smoke pot..... it was beside some building whatever but its called "Fuck you Works for me Little place where we smoke pot" i forgot how we came up with the... ask Dana. Well we got really high then we walked around a bit, we then saw a retirment home with old people sitting outside of it. Me and dana being cracked out crackheads, desided to go sit beside them and, light up a smoke and talk about dead babies and stuff, just to freak them out. we then saw someone i know, some preppy bitch, she walked by then i said to dana, in front of the old ladies "lets go stalk her and try to smoke pot with her" so we did, but we just fallowed her for a bit, but she walked into an iga, she probly knew we were fallowing her, i mean if 2 crackheads were fallowing you and were talking about you behind you back about getting you high then killing you would you try to find the nearest public area?..... thats what i thought. So then after that we desided to go back to the old ladies and talk about how we killed her. Some things we said were "Man, she was in my science class, too bad shes not gonna be in it again" and " stupid sober people who dont smoke pot, its like.... they want to get killed by us", yes indeed we gave those old ladies a fright. We were munching out so we looked across the street and we saw a store, a miraculus store called "Donuts and More", we both desided to go and munch out. When we got there we ordered and apple juice for me, i forgot when dana had..... i think it was a sprite, and we both shared a ginger bread man, anywho. We were sitting right beside a mirror which was just placed soo awkwardly on the wall, we thought it was a two way mirror and one of us said. "Dude maybe there is a monster on the other side who can see us but we cant see him so when he trys to scare us we just look at him and fix our hair" "ya man, thats animal cruelty!!!" "one day we will free the monster" and we were just saying shit like that (sorry its not too detailed, we were high and i forget most of it, one day i will tape record a high and ill get all the datails)anywho after that cracked out convo about the monster everyone new we were on drugs, it was pretty funny, because we were soo serious about it, we still are, whenever me and dana are in the neghbor hood we always go there, sit in the eggxact same spot and talk about sueing the place for animal cruelty against monsters........ Ya i know we are crack heads,Well after that little encounter at the donuts and more we couldnt figure out what to do. "I have an idea" i said." Lets go smoke pot", hahaha,right infront of the old people. "Pot is good", "ineed", "INDEED" (you just wouldnt get it). Anywho we went back to fuck you works for me little place where we smoke pot and we smoked yet another bowl, i was really dizzy after that> So we chain smoked like 6 smokes, then we were off to Cials place.Well long story short, it was a long walk to Cials place and i gave him like 3 smokes cause he was hurting, we talked to Erin on the phone and the muskeetos ate us alive. After about 45 minutes at cials place we walked all the way back to my place. We didnt even walk half way when with our luck we got stopped by a train. We had to wait and all the while acting like a bunch of crack heads infront of like 20 cars with old people in them. After the train left we continued our walk to my house where we planned on getting drunk and smoking pot. Twasnt long before a car honked at us, me and dana thought it was just some angry mom who thought we were giving their kid an impression to be a bad ass but no, they turned a coner and we were forced to walk by them. I then say a very familiar face pop out of the passengers side. FREDDY!!. twas my freind Andrew K. from my geo class. We both got in the car and they were soo nice enought to drive us down to my place. They then payed dana 5 $ to smoke pot with us. Amatures I must say, 2 bowls and they were fucked out of they're heads, all the while i was sitting there playing my bass and Dana fiddleing with her pot. They then left and me and Dana made the most of our time and tripped out on the cartoon called Dilbert (you knw what, when you are high, that show makes no sense, its like every character is on acid, its soo fucked up). Anywho it was about 12Pm and we were soo high we forgot to drink, oh well. I walked dana halfway home..... i think i forget but twas a fun fun night indeed and there were many of nights to fallow, which means many of chapters in the "SAGA OF DANAS RETURN TO BRANDON...BRandon......brandon.....bra.....don.....b...........n...." EnD.