One day, Ass Shock, Geezer, and I all decided to go get stoned and skip the afternoon classes. So we went to the local cemetary and smoked a REALLY nice fatty. Geezer of course was the founder of the weed so he got first hoots. And once that baby was a roach, we put it into the "All Mighty, Sun Pipe" (a copper pipe that I made when I was bored) and smoked the rest. When we were done, we were sitting on a giant memorial for the war veterans. So we got off that. Ass Shock noticed that the bushes around the memorial area were cut into the shape of gigantic buttons. so Ass Shock being himself, ran at full speed toward the "giant button" and leapt on it. Geezer just stood there laughing as Ass Shock just rolled off the bush all poked by its branches. So we decided to go find a guy in the war with a weird name and go get him high. So we walked around the war graves and found a "William Franks". I have no clue why we picked that name but we liked it at the time, and we sat down at his grave and we smoked another bowl there. This time with the pot I'd brought. After awhile we got a bit creeped out so we walked to Tim Hortons all the way across the street. When we arrived, we stood in line for about 5 minutes all the time deciding what we wanted to eat. There were a bunch of pies in a glass thing behind the counter so we ordered one whole cherry filled, cream, crumble pie. And one of those strawberry tart things. The people looked at us and the three of us all knew that they knew we were stoned but they didnt do anything about it so we got our pie and tart thing and we went and sat at a table and divided our pie into three parts and ate it very savagely. The whole pie was gone within 3 min. lol then the same with the tart only it took 30 sec. and then we were quite burnt out so we walked back to school.
The end!