The Fire Starter!

Prerequisites: two dudes/transvestites, fire extinguisher
Intensity: 80%
Experience Required: 6 hours, plus Eagle Scout status
Danger: High

The fire starter is the "hottest" new way to get your pleasure... all the movie stars are doing it (like Ben Aflek and Matt Damon)! It help to have the fire safety badge in scouts before attempting this little ditty. First, take your "schlong" and your partners "dip-stick" and rub them together vigorously. Sparks will start to emit, don't worry, that's supposed to happen. You may experience extreme pain, but don't worry, it soon transfers to extreme pleasure (with extreme pain). Still don't get it? Check out the demo reel compiled by our luvologists.

My baby's stuck in that fire!

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