| Weird Stuff | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Songs and funny poem type things | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| We Three Kings We Three Kings of orient times, Sat on a curbstone shooting dice, The horse he slipped and, fell on the flea, "Whoops" said the flea, "There is a horse on me", Boom, Boom ain't it great to be crazy!! Boom, Boom ain't it great to be crazy!! |
We Three Chickens We Three chickens from KFC, Went to the bathroom and took a pee, Then someone found us and fried us and we're dead! |
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| Listen to Brak sing "I am a Cucumber!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Listen to Brak sing "Highway 40" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Minority Man Minority man, Minority man, does the things a minority can, is he a minority, nobody knows, but he wears, minority clothes. Minority kid, Minority kid, did the things a minority did, is he a minority, no one is sure, but he dresses up in leopards fur. Minority child, Minority child, they act so, minority wild, are they minorities, no one can tell, I hope they go, to minority hell! |
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| Hear the story of FREAKAZOID!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Miscellaneous Crazy Song that makes no sense: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Dirty Chicken how come you taste so good? Tell me. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, WOOOO!! And I wanted some dirty chicken just around midnight! We three kings of orient times,....I want chicken, I want liver Meow Mix, Meow Mix Please deliver. Rabid Chipmunk walking down the street, dirty chicken the kind I like to eat. Dirty Chicken the way you smell is so good you know you smell just like you should............ Barbeque Sauce!! Rabid Chipmunks eating dirty chickens. Patrick ate a rabid chipmunkand a dirty chicken,...Then.... he shit out paper for a week. Yuck what a disgusting little boy! |
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| Totally useless information: 1) i have a cat 2) turtles have beaks 3) birds never pee 4) "South Park" is not really in Colorado 5) there is a race-track in Dover, Delaware 6) im a "chef's assistant" 7) 1+1+1=3 8) Jean-Claude VanDamm is from Belgium 9) so is Dr. Evil 10) Don Johnson made a few music videos 11) "Johnson" is slang for penis 12) you really can drown a fish 13) arctic regions have six months of sun and six months of darkness 14) if suicide bombers are successful, they dont live 15) my car is red 16) ceramics break easily(especially if thrown from a moving truck) 17) in 1922 Gene Sarazen won the U.S. Open 18) dead animals smell bad 19) Richard Simmons is gay 20) anything found on this webpage 21) The Gila (HEE-LAH) monster is one of America's two poisonous lizards. |
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| This is a picture of South Park star Eric Cartemans twin brother Bobby. Bobby Carteman suffers from down syndrome and is not often mention by Eric who appears to be ashamed of Bobby. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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