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Weird Stuff
Songs and funny poem type things
               We Three Kings

We Three Kings of orient times,
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice,
The horse he slipped and,
fell on the flea,
"Whoops" said the flea,
"There is a horse on me",
Boom, Boom ain't it great to be crazy!!
Boom, Boom ain't it great to be crazy!!
              We Three Chickens

We Three chickens from KFC,
Went to the bathroom and took a pee,
Then someone found us and fried us and we're dead!
Listen to Brak sing  "I am a Cucumber!"
Listen to Brak sing "Highway 40"
                 Minority Man

Minority man, Minority man,
does the things a minority can,
is he a minority, nobody knows,
but he wears, minority clothes.

Minority kid, Minority kid,
did the things a minority did,
is he a minority, no one is sure,
but he dresses up in leopards fur.

Minority child, Minority child,
they act so, minority wild,
are they minorities, no one can tell,
I hope they go, to minority hell!
Hear the story of FREAKAZOID!!
The Miscellaneous Crazy Song that makes no sense:

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Dirty Chicken how come you taste so good?
Tell me.   Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,     WOOOO!!
And I wanted some dirty chicken just           around midnight!  We three kings of orient times,....I want chicken, I want liver Meow Mix, Meow Mix  Please deliver.  
Rabid Chipmunk walking down the street, dirty chicken the kind I like to eat.  Dirty Chicken the way you smell is so good you know you smell just like you should............
Barbeque Sauce!!   Rabid Chipmunks eating dirty chickens.  Patrick ate a rabid chipmunkand a dirty chicken,...Then.... he  shit out paper for a week.  Yuck what  a disgusting little boy!
Totally useless information:

1) i have a cat
2) turtles have beaks
3) birds never pee
4) "South Park" is not really in Colorado
5) there is a race-track in Dover, Delaware
6) im a "chef's assistant"
7) 1+1+1=3
8) Jean-Claude VanDamm is from Belgium
9) so is Dr. Evil
10) Don Johnson made a few music videos
11) "Johnson" is slang for penis
12) you really can drown a fish
13) arctic regions have six months of sun              and six months of darkness
14) if suicide bombers are successful, they             dont live
15) my car is red
16) ceramics break easily(especially if                thrown from a moving truck)
17) in 1922 Gene Sarazen won the U.S.                Open
18) dead animals smell bad
19) Richard Simmons is gay
20) anything found on this webpage
21) The Gila (HEE-LAH) monster is one of          America's two poisonous lizards.
This is a picture of South Park star Eric Cartemans twin brother Bobby.  Bobby Carteman suffers from down syndrome and is not often mention by Eric who appears to be ashamed of Bobby.
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