"I'm driving down highway 40 in my big ol' pickup truck" (taken from a Brak Special (hear it) )
"I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, please don't take me to the pickle farm" also from Brak (Hear it!)
"I wan't chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver" some dumb commercial
"You shouldn't kill me Johnny, my sister killed me once...ONCE!" modified from Johnny Dangerously
"Are you bi-shirtal today?" that's our own
"Crystal, have you ever made love to an elephant?" our own again (Dr. P made it up, we both say it)
"True Story" Friends
"Oh my god who is saying these things!?" Eric, I think he got it from SNL though
"That's what she said" Wayne's World
"Yeah, fun, fun like prostate surgery" I don't know where that came from ( maybe James?)
"Yeah cute, cute, like a rabid chipmunk" Mr. Will
"Your a fargin' bastach!" Johnny Dangerously
"You fargin' icehole!" Johnny Dangerously
"You fargin' corksucker!" Johnny Dangerously
"Are you drunk?" Mr.Wills kid sister
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