| Our Favorite Quotes |
| "I'm dead sexy!" -Fat Bastard |
| "Black, White, Green, Red, can I take my friend to bed?" -The Beatles |
| "If it smells like fish, it cant be bad" -The Man Show |
| "If the toilet seat is broken...then melons in the morning." -Dr.P |
| "You can squat on a pitbull...but that doesnt make it rhubarb pie." -Thumbalina |
| "If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat." -The Who |
| "You have smoked yourself retarded." -Dave Chappell in Half Baked |
| "Once...in Virginia...I shot a five legged frog with a Heckler & Koch MP5/Navy." -Nikon |
| "This is re-god-damn-diculous!" -Dr. Evil |
| "I once scalped a man." -Mr.Will |