2) In a related story...Dr.P leads his group of fantasy NASCAR racing!
3) After several attempts...we are still poor here at Dr.P & Associates.
4) I have lost this frog mask, cash reward offered. ---->
5) In America we print "In God We Trust" on our money,...In Russia...they have no money!
6) No Snow = No Snowmobiling for Dr.P!!
7) In a related issue, Dr.P will be traveling to Daytona for BikeWeek 2002!!!
8) Since an Israeli last stole my toothbrush...i have two more! So take that Commie!!
9) The Ramones are one of the greatest bands ever!!!
10) I ran over an Eskimo with my car. What was he doing in New York anyway?
11) This just in...chickens can fly...sometimes.
12) This just in also...gangrenous testicles are bad for business, avoid them at all costs!
13) This just in...there is more breaking news coming.
14) Anyone with a Billy Madison movie poster is to contact Dr.P immediately!! click here
15) Anyone interested in why Britney Spears' breasts size changes every month click here
16) Dr.P's new computer rocks!! Too bad it made him poor! :-(
17) This just in...there are 17 items of breaking news!!!
18) Someone from www.phoons.com emailed me and liked my site...I think. So go visit their site, as well as the rest of the sites on my links page.
19) I think I may have just eaten a wasp...crunchy.
20) For more "Breaking News"...READ THE FRIGGIN' NEWSPAPER!!!!
We will continue to bring you quality newscasts as the world turns...until then...LATER KIDS!!!
