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Wednesday, October 4th, 2000. Mr.R, who owns a 1987 Mustang Lx, with a 302, 5.0 liter V8, tried to outrun a state trooper. Mr.R with superb driving ability wasted the Statey, who had a 4.6 liter, but trying to blend in with traffic proved to be the wrong idea, seeing as there was no other traffic to blend in with, was stopped by the statey. Mr.R was then ordered out of the car, frisked, cuffed, and brought to the local authority. Mr.R was issued three tickets. 1.) Speeding (100mph in a 55) 2.) Failure to signal a turn(while trying to escape) and 3.) Failure to comply (not stopping for the trooper) Needless to say Mr.R was instantly famous, er ...infamous. Either way he gets 35,000 style points for his heroic attemptsat escaping the injustices of this tyrannical government.
WAY TO GO MR. R!!!!!!! |
