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If you really thought there would be cute fuzzy little kittens on this page you dont know me at all do you!! Cute fuzzy little kittens are the root of all evil, They distract the attention of people off of the important issues just so they can have a few measley minutes of pleasure seeing a cute fuzzy little kitten! What about the starving Ethiopians. Huh? You didn't think of them did you? No. Only those damn fuzzy little kittens. See, that just proves my point. There are people who are six foot tall and only weigh 23 pounds. And do you know why? Because of the fuzzy little kittens. Those fuzzy little kittens get more to eat than the Ethiopians. Why? Because Ethiopians are dirt-poor bastards. Thats why. Ethiopians would gladly eat "Whiska's" cat food. Why? Because they are stupid dirt-poor bastards! Instead of farming or, god-forbid, work for a living they depend on other countries to bail them out and give them food. Why? Because Ethiopians are lazy stupid dirt-poor bastards. So next time the Red Cross has a food drive remember the lazy stupid dirt-poor bastards don't deserve your food that you paid for with your hard-earned money. You know compared to the Ethiopians, cute fuzzy little kittens look pretty good. |
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