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The John Pershing Project (485.1326-786/89) |
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The John Pershing Project is a global strike to take over the world. Its time to fight back when there is no time to fight. When there is no time for fun and entertainment, what is the point of living? The corruptness of the global society is unfathomable. The word love no longer holds any meaning. The word trust may be the single most misleading word in todays vocabulary. What kind of world do we live in when we have to lock our houses and have to lock our cars because we live in fear. Fear of being violated by people who are not even people but monsters, monsters who are hungry, hungry for money and power and fame. |
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Now, we are not a couple of psycho civilians running around preaching anarchy and screaming at the top of our lungs "oh shit we're all gonna die!". By no means are we trying to create an uprising which could be considered a cult with the means and manifest to destroy all civilization along with 3 of the nearest planets in our solar system...but..if all that happened it would be some coincidence wouldn't it? I mean, I was hoping for something along the lines of a fan club...but if we indirectly created a cultish organization which destroyed things...I'd be very interested in the psychos who partake in that! |
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The Rabid Chipmunk Regime known as the Pintano's have hindered our quest to take over the world. The Pintano's are converging on the world cheese supply in Wisconsin. They must be stopped at all costs! If the world is overrun by rabid chipmunks it will be even worse than when I take over the world. Ummm....I mean rabid chipmunks are bad,......I'm good. Anyway stop the rabid chipmunks before they kill us all. Make sure to wash your chickens regularly since rabid chipmunks eat only dirty chickens. It is our responsibility and obligation to stop the Pintano's and save the world! |
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Oh yes one more thing... Particle man particle man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like...it's not important particle man. |
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