The "Dr.P & Associates" Webpage!!
The Greatest Webpage Ever!!*
*We here at "Dr.P & Associates" previously claimed to be only the 2nd greatest webpage ever, 2nd only to "Stinkypoo."  Alas, "Stinkypoo" is no more.  We here recieved an email stating that our "Stinkypoo" link was dead, in checking this out a few days later we discovered that the "Stinkypoo" address had been bought by a porno site.  We sincerely apologize to anyone misdirected by our mistake.  We would also like to state that although we probably are a bunch of sick bastards here, we aren't that sick!  We apologize to anyone and everyone who is offended by pornography.

With that said...
Welcome to the wacky world of weird things.  Where people are straight yet talk in circles, nothing makes sense but is always right, and the unexplainable happens every day (and sometimes twice a day).
This webpage is devoted to the insane, created by the insane, and maintained by the insane, all those who are insane please shout loudly.

This page may be unappropriate for children under the age of 8, kids between ages 9 and 12, teens between age 13 and 19, adults between ages 20 and 65, and seniors 65 and older.

The contents of this webpage are utterly ridiculous and have little bearing on anything whatsoever.  It is advised that absolutely no one view the contents of this page under any circumstances.

If you still wish to proceed, it is advised that you do so at your own risk.
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The surgeon general has issued a warning for my page,  just ignore it they are wrong.
SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: This page has been known to trigger seizures, heart attack, insomnia, insanity, addiction to morphine and other pain killers, gut splitting due to laughter, hairloss, hydrophobia, herpes, asthma, retarditis, spinal meningitis, glaucoma, numbness of the gluteous maximus, sickle cell anemia, river dance, yellow fever, toleration for Howard Stern, and affection for Rush Limbaugh.  Pregnant women are warned that birth defects may occur with prolonged exposure to this site.
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