Original Flava
Hmmm... The Mountain Dew must be wearing off again.
Was that I-90 or I-94 I was supposed to take?
Be a man, Kev. Men never ask directions. What's the worst thing that could happen?
Hours pass.
Uh-oh. I knew this route looked familiar.
Well, I'm sure the girls are going to love to see the sights of Detroit.
It's one of my favorite cities, after all.
"Kevin, is that Tigers Stadium up ahead?"
"Um... No, Erin, you're just dreaming. Go back to sleep."
"Kevin, in five seconds, I'm going to come up there and kick your ass... Just give me a second to take off my Armani jacket."
Crap.
Here we go again!
