Original Flavour.

Kevin put the laptop down. "I just got the greatest email, you guys!" he exclaimed. "This new computer is coming out that has way more gigs and it's really cool because..."

"Kevin," Erin said, "I really don't think we want to hear about it."

"What do you mean?" Kevin asked, confused.

"Well....Kevin," Erin paused. "It's just a little too geeky, you know?"

"What are you talking about? I'm hot, I'm down, I'm radical, baby!"

"Totally tubular?"

"Yeah, now you're onto my game!"

"Yeah... Kevin, what's your degree in?"

"Engineering."

"Uh-huh. And where do you work?"

"I work at this really cool store that sells model airplanes and Dungeons and Dragons stuff, and those little train sets..."

"Yeah, and what are your favorite clothes?"

"I love my K-Mart flannels with a pair of Wranglers and a Pantera t-shirt. From the 80s. Back when they were really cool."

"And your favorite restaurant?"

"Burger King is great! Although sometimes I like a little KFC, if you know what I mean."

"I rest my case. You're a geek."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm awesome!"

"Honey, talking about your fictional girlfriend doesn't help you much."

"No, she's real!"

"Sure."

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