"Do they have Thanksgiving in Canada?" NiNi asked out of nowhere.

"Of course they do," I answered. "The reason we celebrate Thanksgiving is because the pilgrims would have died were it not for the Indians. You know, they showed them corn and stuff, so the pilgrims threw a feast for everyone once the danger of starvation had passed. The Canadians owe as much to the survival of those pilgrims as we do," I answered.

"Yeah, how could they not have Thanksgiving?" asked Kevin.

"Ungrateful bastards," muttered Mel.

"No, I�m sure they�re not. I�m sure they have Thanksgiving, although maybe not on the same day," I said. "Maybe they have some bastardized form of Thanksgiving, just like their bastardized sort of existence."

"They do have a bastardized fourth of July, I think," said Kevin.

"Do you guys have to swear all the time?" asked NiNi.

"NiNi, �bastard� is not a swear word."