I can build a computer, but can't make my dinner.
I can design a house, but I can't keep it clean.

I understand particle physics, but can't catch a bus.
I visualise the harvest, but I can't dig the garden.

I believe in The Theory of Evolution, yet can't keep myself fit.
I have Diplomas in Health and Safety, but am a danger to myself.

I know when I was born, but I don't know my age.
I can roleplay for hours, yet still get it wrong.

I can read, write and draw, but I can't fill in a form.
I can't write a letter, yet whilst sleeping compose prose.

I know more than the doctor, yet still am the patient.
I can do anything I want to, but don't want to do it!

I can see through your eyes, can you see through mine?
What am I? .....(Am I a mentally or physically ill person)?