PONDERINGS OF AN OGRE
WHY DO DOCTORS CALL WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING A PRACTICE?
WHY DO WE CALL THEM APARTMENTS IF THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER?
WHY IS THERE BRAIL LETTERING ON DRIVE UP ATM MACHINES?
WHY DONT YOU EVER SEE THE HEADLING "PSHYCIC WINS THE LOTTERY"?
WHY IS ABBREVIATED SUCH A LONG DAMN WORD?
WHY ARE BOXING RINGS SQUARE?
WHY IS IT NESCESSARY TO NAIL DOWN THE LIDS OF COFFINS?
WHY IS IT THAT RAIN DROPS BUT SNOW FALLS?
WHY IS THERE NOW MICE FLAVORED CAT FOOD?
WHY IS THE PERSON WHO INVESTS YOUR MONEY CALLED A BROKER?
WHY IS THE 3RD HAND ON THE WATCH CALLED THE SECOND HAND?
WHY IS THE WORD DICTIONARY IN THE DICTIONARY?
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN YOUR DRIVING AND LOOKING FOR AN ADDRESS YOU TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON THE RADIO?
WHY DID KAMAKAZI PILOTS WEAR CRASH HELMETS?
WHY CANT WOMEN PUT ON MASCARA WITH THIER MOUTH CLOSED?
