-=FRANK SINATRA=-
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools"
-=ERNEST HEMINGWAY=-
"When the emotion is love...everyone is a poet"
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than be loved for who I'm not"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
-=HENNY YOUNGMAN=-
"When we drink we get drunk, when we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Soooo let's all get drunk and go to heaven"
-=Brian O'Rourke=-
"To some its a six-pack, To me it's a support group. Salvation in a can!"
"I'd agree with you if you were right..."
-=AMAKENINGS=-
"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger..."
-=CONAN=-
"Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable..."
-=WIZARD OF OZ=-
"Theres a thin line between courage and foolishness...too bad its not a fence"
"Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn"
"Home is where the house is"
"The internet is a gateway to get on the net"
-=BOB DOLE=-
"I was drunk in a bar, they threw me into public...officers arrest them"
-=RON WHITE=-
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"
-=WOODY ALLEN=-
"Love is the answer...but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions"
-=WOODY ALLEN=-
"Don't have sex man! It leads to kissing, and pretty soon you have to talk to them"
-=STEVE MARTIN=-
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one"
-=WOODY ALLEN=-
"When im good, im very, very good but when I'm bad, I'm better"
-=MAE WEST=-
"Women are nothing but machines for producing children"
-=NAPOLEAN BONAPARTE=-
"I would never do crack...I would never do a drug names afer a part of my own ass, okay?"
-=DENIS LEARY=-
"He was a wise man who invented beer"
-=PLATO=-
"I can resist everything except temptation"
-=OSCAR WILDE=-
"Time is never wasted if you're wasted all the time"
-=CATHERINE ZANDONELLA=-
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"
-=BENJAMIN FRANKLIN=-
"I drink to make other people interesting"
George Jean Nathan
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've given up thousands of times"
-=MARK TWAIN=-
"Cocaine is gods way of saying you make too much money"
-=ROBIN WILLIAMS=-
"The answer to lifes problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle...they're on TV"
-=HOMER SIMPSON=-
"Whats another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright