This parody contains characters and situations created by George Lucas
and owned by Lucasfilm Ltd.  I am not making any money off this, and
no infringement is intended, so please don't sue me.

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(sung to the tune of MMM MMM MMM MMM, by Crash Test Dummies)
***Note*** Title reflects the image of the characters in the song and is not used in the chorus  :>

'R--e--b--e--l--s'
by Bria Tharen
December 4, 1997

Once there was this teen 
from a far off distant planet
The galaxy were where his dreams lay
and he couldn't wait to achieve them
He lost his family and left
For the bright center of the universe

L----u----k----e
L----u----k----e

Once there was a princess who
Whose outrage wouldn't be silenced
And when they finally caught her
They tortured her mind and body
She wouldn't betray the Rebellion
Because they were her family now 

L----e----i----a
L----e----i----a

But both boy and princess were glad
'Cause a man had it worse than that.

'Cause there was smuggler whose 
Spice had to be dumped after doing the Kessel Run
And then there was this Hutt
Who placed a large bounty on his head
He couldn't repay it and had to hire out his Falcon
And joined the Rebellion

H-----a-----n
H-----a-----n
<stretch out your 'a' to make up for the fourth letter :D >

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"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but 
among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."

--W. H. Auden (1907-73), Anglo-American poet. The Dyer's Hand, pt. 7, 
"Notes on the Comic" (1962).