[ ddaemon @ nerds.at/org ]# ./blogga -latest_entry
Wednesday, 16 July 2003, 10:26 a.m.
What you don't know might kill you. That's what people says. But do they actually understand those words? I mean, people say things, I say things, but most of the time, they're just bullsh*t, never mind the language, of course.
What can I say? Everybody gotta go to school, learn things, learn shits about life, stuffs that are often more depressing than taking drugs or -- killing somebody brutally. No, I'm kidding. Don't take anything seriously when it's output from my wide gaping mouth. No, I don't talk with a gaping mouth of course. Seriously, I'm not complaining, but complains aside, I think that my real problem really is the complete lack of time to accomodate so many things. I know this sounds like a universal problem that everyone eventually has, but, school, in my opinion, is a complete waste of time. Sure, you need school for certs and degrees and all the stupid accreditation, but the real education is far from at hand; it's eternity from our hands. Learn nothong from school but shits. Let the latter resound in your head, and soon, you'll believe it too, think about it deeply, think like you've never thought deep before, let it sink into your mind and blend in in. If you don't get that, you seriously need professional help, a psychotherapist maybe, or a serial murderer.
Just when I thought I was the only one being morose and psychopathic about school life, a movie came out last two nights ago on HBO, 'New Port South', with the exact same theme that I am trying to stress here but with a much twisted and extreme perspective. It's fun to be a cracked person once in a while, it's a very liberating experience. Try it if you want. If you're a control freak, don't do any of this, IGNORE this entry as well, if you know exactly what I mean.
Why School Sucks!
[1] They don't allow you to say the word 'suck', it's considered vulgar and filthy.
[2] Nerds and geeks are outcasts, as if they signed up for a long lonely and dreary Hawaiian holiday that seem to never end.
[3] The superficially intact folks have the tendency to squeeze your wits out when you're not careful enough to make them happy or act like one of "them".
[4] When you're slightly off the edge, people label you as "MAD" beyond recovery, even though they have the rights for acting like complete madman as a result of hormonal tides.
[5] Best friends don't last, "Friends-with-benefits" last forever.
[6] Try saying "Meeena-ohhpa-kazmanukr-pieapa-samoa-nan-roti-pisang" to any of your friends, and the following protocol for natural escape usually executes itself: Twisted facial expressions -> Hard stare -> Eyes rolled back -> Verbal:"Chee Sin!" (translation: Crazy!).
[7] When people say good luck before exams, they mean to say: "Hope I'll do better than you". It's something that almost everyone who takes exams do naturally w/o training which carries a subtle impact on the person who practices it. In other words, they wished each other DEAD.
[8] Teachers don't teach, they facilitate the learning process. If that's the case, we can study things ourselves with only books in the comfort of our own homes.
[9] Only the beautiful and handsome get to lead the "rat race". Don't even think of being known in the face if you're not bestowed with a "face". Nobody wants to know you, not even personally if you're not big in appearance.
[10] The key to a successful high school life -- be nobody. That way, you're always versatile. <-- that sucks! I hate doing that.
Neways, school isn't everything, it's a job, not personal. Glad that now I'm out of school. But wait a minute, I'm still in the circus, the difference is, I'm now in a corporatised version of the school-circus. That one needs serious lamenting and a much longer list of "why college sucks!", that would be later.
> ddaemon
> Seen at a car park -- "Please lock your car"
> .
