You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-***-****."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The Ibuprofen bottle is empty, and you just bought it yesturday.
You look in the mirror and see...
