FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES. Part German Shephard, part stupid dog.
GERMAN SHEPHARD. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out awhile. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK. Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE. Never openned - used once.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY. Must sell washer and dryer. $300.
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britanica, 45 volumes, excellent condition. $1000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.