LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT~ what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet
DATING~ the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't espcially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future
BIRTH CONTROL~ avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men
EASY~ a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
EYE CONTACT~ a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is intersted in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND~ a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing
INDIFFERENCE~ a woman's feelings towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as playing "hard to get."
INTERESTING~ a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking
IRRITATING HABBIT~ what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together
LAW OF RELATIVITY~ how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to unattractive your date is
NYMPHOMANIAC~ a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does
SOBER~ condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love in