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[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] FIVE

*HOURS LATER*
RI: 32 Bottles of Beer on the Wall... 32 Bottles of Beer... Take one down pass it around, 31 bottles of Beer on the wall!
TO: Drive
RI: Ok 31 bottles of beer on the wall.. 31 bottles of beer.....
TO: We're here, Now i go out and you stay here and you get killed Ok?
RI: Ok
*TOPANGA GOES OUT TO LOOK AT BODY*
*SHE APPROACHES SLOWLY**SHE LOOKS BACK AT RIDER**SHE GOES BACK TO THE BODY**SHE BENDS DOWN* *SCARY MUSIC PLAYS**DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDUN!!!**HEARTBEAT SOUND**SHE LOOKS BACK AT RIDER ONE LAST TIME* *RIDER LOOKS PATHETICALLY BACK AT HER**TOPANGA LAUGHS EVILLY**SHE RUNS BACK AND STABS RIDER WITH A COPPER COAT HANGER BENT INTO A SHAPE OF A HOOK*
RI: *DYING* Oooo look mommy! It's Captain Hook!
TO: DIE
RI: Ok *RIDER DIES*
TO: *EVIL LAUGH* Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
---Back at the Hotel with N*Sync---
JC: A Bed!! Nighty Night people...zzzz... *SNORES*
LA: Where's JOEY!!??? *SOBS* HE's been gone for YEARS!! *CRYS UNCONTROLLOBLY*
JU: Yo fool, I be sick of yo cryin, I be takin yo down there to find Joey right now fool. Cum Cum.
LA: *SOB* Oo*HICCUP*k Justin....
JU: *JUSTIN AND LANCE GO DOWN* *THEY GO TO THE KITCHEN AND MEET A BAR LADY*
BL: Hey yo dawg.
JU: *THINKS* I met my soulmate...
BL: Hey yo, what be yo doin?
JU: We be lookin for a fat person, yo see him?
BL: No. What be yo name?
JU: Mah name?? It's.... um... Jojo.... yeah...
BL: *LOOKS AT HIM WEIRD* Jojo?
JU: I mean, no it be Justin. Yeah, that be it.
BL: Oo... Very kewl dawg. Mine be LalaPo.
JU: Lalapo? What be happend to TinkyWinky?
LP: That be mah last name. Mah Name is LalaPo Dipsy TinkyWinky. That be me
LA: Where's JOEY??? *SOBS*
LP: Maybe you be tryin the fridge??
JU: ok, we be thanking you LalaPo.
*GOES TO THE FRIDGE*
JU: Hey yo! This be a hella big fridge!
LA: Joey must be in PARADISE!! I'm so happy for him! *CRIES HAPPILY*
JU: *ROLLS HIS EYES* Come Lance, Open this here door wit me.
LA: Ok
*JUSTIN AND LANCE TUGS AT THE DOOR HANDLE*
LA: *SOBS* It Won't OPEN!! *BAWLS* I want JOEY!!! I want JOEY!!! I WANT JOOOOOOOEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!
JU: Yesyes dawg, this here door must be stuck or something.
*IN THE FRIDGE*
JO: *EATING A SIDE OF A PIG**HIS MOUTH IS DRIPPING WITH FAT AND BLOOD* Is that you Lancy boy?
*NO ANSWER**JOEY SHRUGS AND GOES BACK TO HIS PIG*
JO: Mmm... this tastes GOOD! They should serve more raw pigs at restaurants. *HE EATS ALL OF THE PIG AND LOOKS AROUND*
JO: Oo no! There's no more Food!! *HE SEES A CAN OF BEANS*
JO: Mm.. BEANS!! Beans Beans they're good for your heart! The more you eat the more you FART!! *LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY AND GRABS THE CAN OF BEANS AND STUFFS IT DOWN HIS THROAT* *HE SUDDENLY FEELS VERY BLOATED AND VERY GASSY**HIS STOMACH EXPANDS AND HE FEELS A BBBBBLLLLLPPPPPP..... THING COME OUT HIS REAR END**THE FRIDGE FILLS UP WITH TOXIC GAS*
JO: Man, they should check the air vent in here.. the food might spoil...
*HE FEELS HIMSELF GETTING WOOZY....**THE TOXIC GAS IS TAKING ITS TOLL ON JOEY**HE FEELS SEPERATED FROM HIS BODY*
JO: *SEES HIMSELF* Man, I'm FAT!! But the food is sure Hella good!
JO: *FEELS HIMSELF LOSING IT* Dude! I'm Losing it!
JO: *MORE GAS ESCAPES HIS REAR END**IT KILLS HIM**HIS LAST WORDS:* Fooooodd.. Lanceeee......
*OUTSIDE THE FRIDGE*
JU: What be that smell? *TUGS HARDER ON THE HANDLE**THE DOOR SUDDENLY OPENS*
JU: Peee EWW!! What be that fuckin smell??
LA: *CRIES* Where's JOEY!!!
*THE AIR CLEARS*
LA: JOEY!! Are you In here???
JU: *SEES JOEY ON THE GROUND**LOOKS AT LANCE* LANCE!! Don't LOOK!
LA: *SEES JOEY ON THE FLOOR WITH FAT DRIBBLING OUT OF HIS MOUTH* *BAWLS* JOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JJJJJJOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! JJJJOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *CRYING UNCONTROBBLY AGAIN* JJJJJJOOOEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!JJJJJJOOOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
JJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
JU: Shut the hell up fool
LA: *SNIFFLES* JJJJJJJOOOOEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was my BESTEST friend!!
JU: He was your ONLY friend!
LA: HE was still my BESTEST!!
JU: Look at that fat piece of lard!
LA: *SOBBINGLY MAD* He is NOT a fat piece of LARD! How dare you call him that?? He's a fat piece of FAT!
JU: No he ain't. He be a fat peice of shit.
LA: WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *BAWLS* WWWWWWWAHHHHHHHH!!! I want BARNEY!!! BARNEY!! BARNEY!! BARNEY!!
JU: *SLAPS LANCE SILLY AND THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER AND DRAGS HIM UPSTAIRS*
LA: BARNEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JU: SHUT THE F*** UP FOOL!
LA: But I want BBBAAAAAAARRRRR *JUSTIN PUCHES LANCE AND HE GOES UNCONCIOUS*

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