manda . r a i //the matrix : backstreet style page6

.THE MATRIX : BACKSTREET STYLE * PAGE 6.

[A FEW MINUTES LATER]

BRIAN: Nice try Sherlock.
NICK: Well, it was worth a shot. What else could I have done?
BRIAN: Maybe let him go so that you can come here later and save us?
NICK: Well....... there's always AJ isn't there?
KEVIN: Goodbye fellas... these may be our last moments together. [SIGH]
[BRIAN, NICK, AND KEVIN ARE ALL STRAPPED TO THE FORKLIFT, READY TO BE FED TO THE GIRLS IN PIG COSTUMES]
HOWARD: [STANDING ON TOP OF A CLIFF THING ON THE OTHER SIDE] Muahahahaha! When I pull this lever you all will be fed to the man-eating-teenyboppers!!! Muahahhahahaha!!! Muahahahaha!! Muahahahaha! [LAUGHS EVILY]
[BRIAN, NICK, AND KEVIN ALL STARE AT EACH OTHER WRYLY]
BRIAN: Nick man yo gotta do something.
NICK: I can't dude, my hands are tied.
BRIAN: But you're the superactionhero!!! You HAVE to save us!!!
NICK: Hmm... I wonder what Steve Perry would do..... [DREAM FADE WITH THE WOOOO SOUND]
STEVE PERRY: Use... your... microphone.... Nickolas..... [DREAM FADE OUT]
NICK: AHA! [LIGHTBULB LIGHTS UP OVER HIS HEAD] I got it! I'll use my microphone!
BRIAN: How are ya gonna get it out? Your hands are tied remember?
NICK: Hmm... I have superactionhero powers! I'll WISH it to come out. [THNKS VERY VERY HARD] [ALL OF A SUDDEN THE MICROPHONE FLOATS FROM NICK'S POCKET INTO HIS HANDS WHICH ARE TIED BEHIND HIM]
BRIAN: Hey, why didn't you do that BEFORE?! Gawsh.
NICK: [SHRUG] I dunno. MAGIC MICROPHONE POWER! [THE ROPES ON NICK'S HANDS BREAK FREE]
HOWARD: Muahahahhaa! Muahahahah!!! Muahahahahahah!!!!!
NICK: [HOLDS MICROPHONE UP TO HIS MOUTH] Now check this out Evil Agent Howard!!! [JUMPS TO A PLATFORM OUT OF THE REACH OF THE MAN-EATING TEENYBOPPERS AND STARTS DANCING AND SINGING] Howard. Check it. Hheeeeeyyy. Listen I mean it. There's nothing bad that we've done. We're just some superheroes... Superheroes that'll be gone. We've had enough... We hope that you'reeeee nice. Kill another hero. [STOPS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT] Not us! Hear me out. You must know. What it's all about. We're just some heroooesss that are lossssttttt. Let Korpheus goooooooooo. Kiiiiillllllllllll another heroooo. [STOPS AND TAKES A BOW] Thank you!! Thank you!!! [THE TEENYBOPPERS ARE SCREAMING THEIR HEADS OFF]
HOWARD: Muahahaha... Muahaha... Muaha-Wow, that was cool.
NICK: Thank you Thank you!!! Bye bye now! I love you all! [BLOWS KISSES AT THE TEENYBOPPERS]
TEENYBOPPERS: AAHHHHH!!!!!!! [SOME OF THEM FAINT]
KEVIN: [AN IDEA POPS INTO HIS HEAD] NICK!! Make them faint!!! Shake yo booty!!!
NICK: [TURNS AROUND AND SHAKES HIS BOOTY]
TEENYBOPPERS: AHHHHHHH OMGGGGG!!!!!! [SOME MORE FAINT]
KEVIN: Hip thrust Nick!! Hip thrust!!!
NICK: [HIP THRUSTS FROM ONE SIDE OF THE PLATFORM TO ANOTHER] WOoooo
TEENYBOPPERS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [MORE FAINT]
KEVIN: Nick!! Just a couple more left! Do something incredibly sexy!!!
NICK: I don't know what!!! [WALKS AROUND THE PLATFORM THINKING] Hey- what are these? [FINDS SOME PAPER ON THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM] Hmm... some stoopid stories - [TURNS AROUND AND THROWS THE PAPERS TO THE FLOOR]
TEENYBOPPERS: OMMMMIGGGGOOSHHHHH!!!!! THAT'S THE SEXIEST THING HE'S EVER DONE!!!!!!!! [THE REST OF THEM FAINT]
KEVIN: Wow. That was strange. [HE LOOKS AT THE FAINTED TEENYBOPPERS]
BRIAN: Oh NO!!! Some of them are reviving!!
NICK: [WHIPS HIS HEAD AROUND AND RAISES HIS EYEBROWS] Huh?
TEENYBOPPERS: OOOOOMmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggg [FAINTS AGAIN]
KEVIN: I wonder if I do that they'll faint too. [PRACTICES RAISING HIS EYEBROWS]
BRIAN: Nickolas!! Hurry! Untie us!!!
NICK: But I'm having so much fun singing and dancing!!!!!
BRIAN: NICK!! Come here and UNTIE US! NOW.
NICK: Okay okay okay... Gosh, you don't have to get all cranky about it!
HOWARD: MY MAN-EATING TEENYBOPPERS!!! They're.... they're.... GONE!!!
[BRIAN AND KEVIN ARE UNTIED]
KEVIN: [RUBBING HIS WRISTS] That's what you get for messing with me and my cousin. He's my cousin.
NICK: What about me? What about me?
KEVIN: Oh yeah. That's my cousin's friend.
NICK: [BEAMS] Yup yup! That's me!
KEVIN: Lovely job Nickolas.
HOWARD: I'm RUINED!!! [DOES A DRAMATIC DROP TO HIS KNEES AND STARTS BANGING HIS HEAD ON THE GROUND]
BRIAN: Uh... that hurts. You should stop.
HOWARD: [BANG] I [BANG] have [BANG] nothing to [BANG] do now. [BANG BANG BANG] My victims have [BANG] escaped!!!
NICK: [JUMPS BACK ON THE PLATFORM THING AND STARTS SINGING AGAIN] I'm a little teaaaapottttt.... short and stout.... Here is my handle... and here is my spout. [DOES THE TEAPOT DANCE] Row row rowww your boaaat gently down the streammmmm.
HOWARD: [STOPS BANGING HIS HEAD] Hey! I want to sing too! Hey Mr. Carter!
NICK: My name. is. NICKOLAS. RAAAARRRRR!! [DOES A BACKFLIP]
HOWARD: Wow. Okay okay NICKOLAS!! [NICK KEEPS ON SINGING AND ROMPING AROUND] Hey Mr. Carter!
NICK: [SINGS AND DANCES] HEY Mr. DJ. Keep playin this song for me. Hey Mr. DJ keep playin this song for me.
KEVIN: I think Nick just invented a new song. [CROSS HIS ARMS AND LOOKS OVER AT BRIAN]
BRIAN: A funky song it is too. All we need is AJ to do some yelling and moaning.
[AJ SUDDENLY APPEARS BEHIND BRIAN]
AJ: Boo.
BRIAN: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [JUMPS SIX FEET UP IN THE AIR]
AJ: Wow, that's the tallest he's ever gonna go.
BRIAN: Don't do that!!!
AJ: Sure man. [HOPS ONTO THE PLATFORM NEXT TO NICK AND STARTS HUMPING THE FLOOR] Oh Yeahhhh... C'MON AND WORK YO BODY WORK YO BODY!!! ROOAAAARRRRR!!! [DOES A COUPLE OF HIP THRUSTS]
HOWARD: Wow. I wish I could do that too. [STARTS PRACTICING HIS HIP THRUSTS AND STARTS TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT]
NICK: C'mon Kevin and Brian! Join in!
BRIAN: Shall we?
KEVIN: Whatever. [JOINS NICK AND AJ ON THE PLATFORM]
NICK, BRIAN, KEVIN, AND AJ: Keep it commin Mr. DJ..... Keep it commin Mr. DJ......
HOWARD: I wanna join in too! [HOPS ONTO THE PLATFORM WITH THEM] Let's sing guys!! [WINK WINK]
BACKSTREET: [PUTS THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS AND THEY ALL ROCK BACK AND FORTH] Look where we areeee and what we've been throughh...... Howard..... Tried killlingggg us withh man eating teenyboppers.... Howard is a very bad man.... but now he issss nice anndd our friend.
HOWARD: Aww... [SNIFF] You guys are too cool.

[[THE END]]

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