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.THE MATRIX : BACKSTREET STYLE * PAGE 3.

THE M A T R I X :-: BACKSTREET STYLE

NICK: I am Nick. I am hot and sexy and I am all American, although there might be a little Cherokee blood in me, but whatever. I like to play basketball. Listen to THE BACKSTREET BOYS and then go out and buy my special BACKSTREET BRAND TRENCHCOAT that cost ONLY $40,939. And when your money is all gone save it up again for my special BACKSTREET BRAND MIDDLE FINGER RING that costs only $2,832,839. I had them ESPECIALLY MADE for THE BACKSTREET BOYS. Then you can spasm and do the BACKSTREET THING. Dude!

***THE MATRIX BEGINS***
[A BUNCH OF SYMBOLS FILL THE SCREEN]
NICK: AHHHH!!!! I can't read that fast! Make it slow down! They're talking too softly! What'd they say Kevin?
KEVIN: Dude, you're not sposed to know me yet.
NICK: Oh yeah.
[KEVIN DISAPPEARS] [CAMERA GOES TO BRINITY]
JUSTIN: Ahahhaha we got yo Brinity dawg! Raise da hands 'bove your head and dunt beat us dawg, cuz we knows yo can yo. Ands we got yo hairless rat Tyk out in da Benz out front yo so dunt try nottin stoopid.
CHRIS: Yeah, what he said!
BRIAN:NOOOooOOooOOoooOoooo! NOT TYK!!!! [TURNS AROUND AND KICKS JUSTIN'S AFRO OFF]
JUSTIN: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! My hair!!!!!
CHRIS: Oh dear.
BRIAN: Now I shall run like heck!!! [RUNS LIKE HECK AND JUMPS OVER A COUPLE OF BUILDINGS TO FIND TYK] Where's Tyk!! Tyk!!! Tyk!!! Where are youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! [PUNY BARKING COMES OUT OF A CAR - BRIAN RUNS THERE] Tyk!!!! Oh Tyk baby I won't let you get taken by that bad bad bad person ever again! [BRIAN STUFFS TYK IN HIS COAT AND RUNS AWAY]
***NEO IS SHOWN***
[THE STEREO IS SINGING "I'LL GO ANYWHERE FOR YOU... ANYWHERE YOU ASK ME TO..."]
COMPUTER: Yo Neo! Wakeo upo and follow the white rabbit!
NICK: Huh? White rabbit? I don't see any rabbits. When am I gonna be the superactionhero? Are you sure you don't mean white piece of paper? I see paper, but no rabbits. Who says I'll go anywhere for them? Why should I go anywhere for you? I wanna be a superactionhero not a detective.
DUDES: [OFF CAMERA] NICK! Shut up and just wait for the white rabbit to come okay?
NICK: Okay then. [SITS AND WAITS]
[LOUD KNOCK KNOCK]
NICK: [JUMPS 10 FEET OF HIS CHAIR AND FALLS BACK DOWN] Holy SHhhhh....... What was that? [KNOCK KNOCK] AHHHH!! [NICK CRAWLS UNDER THE DESK AND HIDES THERE] Go away go away! [LOUDER KNOCK KNOCK!!!]
DUDES: GO ANSWER IT! Gawsh.
NICK: Oh, okay. [NICK OPENS THE DOOR AND SEES NO ONE] Hello? [HE LOOKS DOWN AND SEES......... A WHITE RABBIT!] Hey! Look! It's a white rabbit! Hi Mr. Rabbit, where are you going? [NICK BENDS DOWN TO PET IT AND IT RUNS AWAY] Hey! Rabbit! Come back! Come back rabbit come back! [NICK CHASES AFTER THE RABBIT EXCEPT HE TRIPS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND DISCOVERS THAT HE IS IN A PARTY]
NICK: Wow.... I'm in a party... ROCK ON! [STARTS DANCING CRAZILY] [BRINITY COMES WALKING UP]
BRIAN: I know the answers.
NICK: Really? You do?! Can you tell me who won the NBA championships of 1984?
BRIAN: No, but I know the answers.
NICK: Okay.
BRIAN: Come with me and I'll tell you the answers.
NICK: Okay. [FOLLOWS BRINITY]
[THE NEXT DAY]
NICK: Holy crapozoids! I'm late! [JUMPS OUT OF BED AND RUNS TO WORK] {NICK, OF COURSE, IS A HIGH EXECUTIVE IN A BUSINESS, HE'S GOT THE BRAINS FOR THAT *cough* *cough*- BUT HE LOOKS GOOD IN A TUX!! :D}
NICK'S BOSS: Nickolas Gene Carter, you're late for the sixteenth time in a row.
NICK: So? I'm a superactionhero, not a high business executive.
NICK'S BOSS: Uh, sure you are, but today you're a high business executive.
NICK: I am? Okay. Wanna see my shark tattoo?
NICK'S BOSS: Um, no that's okay.
NICK: I'm scared of sharks but I got a tattoo of one anyways.
NICK'S BOSS: Okay, sure........ why don't you just go back to work?
NICK: Okay, what do I do?
NICK'S BOSS: I have no clue, but get out of my office.
NICK: Okay. [SITS AT HIS COMPUTER AND TRIES TO TURN IT ON] Hummm... [FINDS THE POWER BUTTON FINALLY] WOohoo! Now I can play my favorite game! [STARTS PLAYING THE SIMS- he really does play this!! he said so himself! :D]
UPS GUY: Umm... package for Nickolas Gene Carter?
NICK: [CONTINUES PLAYING]
UPS GUY: Umm... Package for Nickolas Gene Carter? Are you Nickolas Gene Carter, sir?
NICK: No, he is. [POINTS TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN AT THE VIRTUAL NICK]
UPS GUY: Okay...yea... I think I'll just leave it here. [PUTS PACKAGE ON THE GROUND AND BACKS AWAY SLOWLY THEN RUNS]
[THE PACKAGE RINGS]
NICK: Holy Shhh....... what was that?!?! [RINGING CONTINUES] AHhhh!!! [LOOKS AROUND WILDLY] What's that brown thing? [NICK RUNS OVER TO THE PACKAGE AND OPENS IT- A PHONE DROPS OUT]
NICK: Wow, it's a mobile communicating device.
DUDES: Did he just use big words??!!! [THUD]
NICK: [ANSWERS PHONE] Heylo.
KEVIN: Get out.
NICK: Kevin? Kevin? Heeeeey Kevin! What up my fellow Backstreet brother?!
KEVIN: I'm not Kevin. I'm Korpheus. Get out.
NICK: Hhahhahaah [SNORT] You're funny KEVIN.
KEVIN: Nick, shush! I'm KORPHEUS in this movie okay?
NICK: Oh, okay. Hey Korpheus! What up?!
KEVIN: Okay, for the third time, get out of your workplace.
NICK: Where should I go?
KEVIN: The roof.
NICK: I can't get up there!
KEVIN: Steve Perry lives up there.
NICK: HOLY SHIT! HE DOES???? [SPEEDS OUT OF HIS CUBICLE, DASHES UP ELEVEN FLIGHTS OF STAIRS TO THE ROOF, KNOCKING OVER A COUPLE OF PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS, AND KICKS OPEN A CHAINED DOOR]
NICK: [PANTING] So... [PANT].. where... [PANT].. is... [PANT PANT PANT] he... [PANT PANT PANT]...Korpheus...[PANT]?
KEVIN: I dunno, I just said that to get you up here.
NICK: AHhhh you LIED to me??!!! [FAINTS]
KEVIN: Oh my. Neo? Neo? Hello? Oh no, the agents are going to get him! NEO WAKE UP!!! [NO ANSWER] Ahhh.... Shit.... [::CLICK:: KORPHEUS HANGS UP]
[NICK IS STILL UNCONCIOUS WHEN A GROUP OF AGENTS STORM UP TO THE ROOF AND TAKE HIM AWAY]

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