Lacy things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask, her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walking round in women's underwear!
Silky thongs, pink bikini
Oh I wish, that you'd seen me
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walking round in women's underwear!

In the office there's a man named Melvin (Melvin!)
And Melvin likes to rub me up and down (up and down!)
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" (Two, three, four)
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walking round in women's underwear! (All together!)
Walking round in women's underwear! (One more time!)
Walking round in women's underwear!