One, Two, Three o'clock, Four - I suck cock
Five, Six, Seven o'clock, Eight - I suck cock
Nine, Ten, Eleven o'clock, Twelve - I suck cock
I'm gonna suck your big pink cock tonight

Well babe, I need some spunk, I want your cream
Together we'll make the perfect team

CHORUS:
I'm gonna suck your big pink cock tonight
I'm gonna suck, suck, suck 'til broad daylight
I'm gonna suck, gonna suck your big pink cock tonight

Well baby, my name's Abs, you're name's Al
You're my manwhore, and I'm your gal
[Repeat CHORUS]

Well babe, I sing all day but it's so wrong
I only sing this filth to turn you on
[Repeat CHORUS]

I want some raisin buns, a toxic cake
Please be gentle or my legs might break
[Repeat CHORUS]