If you could only read my mind
You would know the things I'm dreaming, at night
And now your legs are open wide
But Abbey, you're not what what I'm needing, it's alright
You're no fun, 'cause you're too young
Didn't you read "Abbey's Dad"?

I confess, I need Les
I want your dad!
Big manbreasts, hairy chest
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!

Read my diary, you will find
Everything about him makes me, so wet
'Cause he's almost just like you
But he's balding and he is wrinkled - my best yet!
He's got wheelchair, such hot grey hair
But you're not the one for me

I confess, I need Les
I want your dad!
Higher trousers, than Maximouse's
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!

Dad!

Bad hearing (what!?)
I know his bladder control's poor
Bus pass and those
False teeth - that's what I love him for!

Owww!

I confess, I need Les
I want your dad!
Old and senile, paedophile
I want your dad!
I mean it, he is so fit!
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!

Dad, feeling so sex-mad!