Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad [x4]

Abbey, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can re-write Grease, cos the songs are cool (songs are cool)
Did your dad get back from his all-night rave? (all-night rave)
Does he have, the saucy underwear that I gave? (underwear that I gave)
He knows I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm really rather hot now, 40 DOUBLE-D!

CHORUS:
Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad,
You're all I want, and I need you so bad.
Abbey, can't you see? You're just far too young for me,
I know it's kinda sad but I'm in love with Abbey's Dad!

Abbey's Dad, I'm feeling so sex-mad [x2]

Abbey, do you remember when we watched French porn? (watched French porn)
Your Dad came in, with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell he liked me when he smacked my rear (smacked my rear)
Was it love, or was it just effects from the beer? (effects from the beer)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your Mum walked out, your Dad's been paying whores like me!

[Repeat CHORUS]

[Instrumental]

[CHORUS x2 with adlibs]