New ORDAINED Updates
(posted) March 18th - "ORDAINED worships Satan". "ORDAINED is a Death Metal band that wants people to be satanists". "The Reverend is a Satan worshipper". "That band ORDAINED is a bunch of Satanists". "That new Black Metal band ORDAINED that came here, is trying to get people to do sacrifices for Satan". "Stay away from that store, the guy that runs it worships Satan". Yes, sinners, ORDAINED is in town! The underground rumour mill has begun, with the Satan stories going around again. The only difference is that SINstead of it being from idiots in Virginia, it is idiots from Vegas who are spreading it around. The Nevada chapter of NORML (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws) will be putting on the Vegas 4-20 event. This coincides with the big one in D.C. that they have on April 20th (420). They have over 30 bands lined up for this Vegas thing, and as soon as word got out that ORDAINED & The Reverend were SINvolved with promotion for the event, at least 3 bands dropped out. Their reasons? "Because ORDAINED or The Reverend are involved with this, we quit. We aren't Satan worshippers and we don't support bands or people who are". HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS! To anyone else in the Sin City area who would like to learn more about the event, drop by SINVOCATION and pick up a flyer. While you're there, you can buy tickets, pornos, incense, lube and some ORDAINED merchandise. Then step into the "Satan Booth" in the back of the store and sell your soul for a 25% discount on all non sale merchandise on your next visit. Offer expires soon, so hurry on in!
March 13th - At 2:18 am pst on March 13th, the legendary Stardust Hotel Casino on the Strip in Vegas was imploded. The Reverend was there, covering the event for an upcoming episode of REV-TV. With an unobstructed view from the roof of the Circus Circus parking garage, The Rev & Brattany counted down the final seconds with the crowd of thousands. A spectacular fireworks display was followed by several large "booms" before the 30 story building collapsed, with each floor dropping down to the one below until the SINtire structure came down in a cloud of smoke and dust. As the building came down, the SINtire ground shook, even the parking structure where we were standing (which was approx. 200 - 300 yards away). After the building settled, a giant wall of smoke and dust (about 20 stories tall & a block or two wide) totally SINveloped EVERYTHING. The cloud was so thick that you could hardly see your hand in front of your face. Everything in a two block radius was covered in dust. Now that the Stardust is leveled, construction will begin on the replacement ---- Echelon Place, a $4.4 billion, 5,000 room hotel casino. The scheduled opening will be in 2010. For those ORDAINED fans from way back, the track "20:10" on the "Let Us Prey" debut IS NOT about the upcoming casino.
March 11th - Attention Vegas area bands, businesses and band managers! REV-TV is searching for bands who would like to be on the program. If you manage or are in a Vegas area band, contact The Reverend at 702.385.SINN. Also, bands traveling through town who are SINterested in doing a short SINterview and promoting your gig, get in touch. REV-TV is a good way to showcase your band or business. Commercials are available in 30 and 60 second blocks. If you do not have a commercial, we can create one for you. Bands that have videos of their shows or a "real" music video for one of your tunes can get it broadcast on REV-TV. For all the details, price list, etc., click the "Ad Rates" link at the bottom of the "Welcome From The Reverend" page.
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