Recent ORDAINED Updates
(posted) January 14th - Wally "The Dog" Parris added to his skin art today. While attending the AVN show in Las Vegas, Dog met porno superstar Jenna Jameson and had her sign his leg underneath the tattoo of her face. Jenna signed it perfectly legible with the triple Xs, even getting a picture of her signing the tat to be posted on her website. Afterwards, Dog went to see our buddy Dave Zero over at Naked City Ink and had the autograph inked. You can check out a picture later this week of the tat and The Dog & Jenna by checking out Dogs site at myspace.com/wallydog.
January 14th - Starting this week, January 14th, The Reverend will officially take over the ORDAINED MySpace site. Previously, the label was running the MySpace site with The Rev handling ordained.net. After discussions with the label and Ordained Sinterprises, it was decided that SINce a large segment of the online community were under the impression that The Rev was maintaining the MySpace site, it would be best for the fans and band if that were the actual case. By doing this, it will SINable The Reverend more direct access to the fans and also it will make the site more current with updates and news posted on a weekly basis (keeping in line with the ordained.net weekly updates). All business concerning ORDAINED will be handled by Ordained Sinterprises from this point on.
January 6th - The Reverend has completed everything legally necessary and is pleased to announce the formation of Ordained Sinterprises, Inc. The new corporation will handle all of the business dealings associated with ORDAINED and The Reverend. This upcoming week will be very busy for The Reverend and ORDAINED with the launch of the first of two MAJOR Ordained Sinterprises ventures in Las Vegas, NV.; along with the announcement of another MAJOR project that is on the horizon here in Sin City. Both projects are being financed and coordinated by Ordained Sinterprises, with The Reverend being the main SINgredient (besides Sin City) that will make the projects a success. With this weeks signing of a few remaining agreements, along with the necessary monetary obligations, the new projects will be revealed within the next week, sinners.
January 5th 2007- For those of you in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia, tune in this Tuesday night January 9th to FM 99 (98.7 fm) at 11 pm. The Dog will be making his last radio appearance in VA before the move out West to Sin City. The Homegrown Show features local bands and they have had ORDAINED up in their studio several times before. For those of you out of the listening area who want to hear the SINterview, it can be accessed online at fm99.com.
December 24th 2006- The Reverend and Wally "The Dog" Parris would like to SINd out SEASON'S BEATINGS to each and every one of the ORDAINED fans and congregation members. This time of year brings out the best in some people, the worst in others. The Reverend would like to take this time to SINcourage all of you out there reading this to count your blessings EVERY DAY. You don't need a holiday or a cetain time of year to do this. You should do it every SINgle day. Try it and you will have a better day... any time you feel down, stop and think of all the positive things you have happening in your life. Remember, your life is yours and no-one but you is responsible for your actions. A small deed to you may be a major event for someone else. Positive thoughts go a long way. Every one of you out there reading this has many, many things to be thankful for. Think about all the good things you have happening before you start bitching and being depressed about what you don't have. Lots of people have nothing at all, so count your blessings and have a happy and safe holiday!
December 24th - Yes, that was Wally Dog in the front row on WWE Smackdown this past Friday night. The Dog along with his personal handler Scott, were slightly SINebriated during the matches to say the least. For all the seasoned "Dog Watchers" out there, you KNOW he was having a ball just by seeing him and Scott on screen when the action spilled out of the ring. Once The Dog arrives in Sin City to set up residence, he and The Reverend will be regular attendees of all the Pay Per View wrestling broadcasts. Sam's Town Hotel & Gambling Hall has free viewing parties set up for every wrestling ppv. Can't beat free!
December 24th - The countdown has started..... Deadline February 1st. Wally "The Dog" Parris will be heading to Sin City with all of his worldly possessions to take up residence one block from The Reverend. The Dog will be renting one of The Rev's 2 bedroom 2 bath condos, located only 4 miles from The Strip. The condo is located in the Symphony community directly next to where The Reverend resides. Sin City is about to get a whole lot louder......
Recent ORDAINED Updates