The Reverends Rant
Tsunami Relief Political Correctness
With the huge natural disaster that just happened, who the fuck cares who supplies or where the help is coming from? Apparently, the fucking assholes who need the help. All the American volunteers who are over there have been told to "Keep a low profile and don't mention where you are from" and things like "They are Muslims, so those of you from Christian relief agencies, don't say what group you are with or you may offend them" and to further piss me off - cover up the American symbols on the helicopters, because 82% of the population (before the tragedy) is anti-American. Know what? How about 100% of the population is fucking DEAD because we stop helping? How about that, motherfuckers? It is costing the American people $6 MILLION A DAY to help those people and we have also said we would give $350 MILLION more to the relief effort. Koffi Annan, the fucking asshole who heads the United Nations, then complains that the U.S.A. isn't acting fast enough. Everybody hates America, but when the shit goes haywire, they all have their fucking hands out. The big oil nations - Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates & Kuwait (all fucking Muslim countries by the way) have said they would contribute $70 MILLION BETWEEN THE THREE OF THEM! What the fuck? To make me even more pissed off is the fucking Al Jazeera TV station over there is saying that AMERICA CAUSED THE FUCKING TSUNAMI! If we REALLY wanted all that oil over there, and if we REALLY caused that disaster, we could have dropped the biggest bomb the world has ever seen and there would be NO complaining from anyone...... it would be a vast parking lot with no-one left to bitch. I am over all these worthless scumbag fuckers and their pleas for help while they are spitting in our faces as they take the food and water we give them. Our bases in these other countries drive their economies! Without us, they would have nothing! The time has come America - bring home all troops involved in relief or humaniatrian efforts in other countries, withdraw from and kick out the United Nations and shut down our borders. Let everyone else take care of themselves and we do the same.
So Called "Big Fish"
Take off the fucking baseball cap, poser. Is that tear in your eye because of the cigarette smoke from all the bars you play? No, it's because of the emotional distress caused by a song about a woman? What the fuck is up with that? Man, that really makes you look cool. Just for the record, ORDAINED does not play around Hampton Roads BY OUR CHOICE. It is not a priority or even any type of goal for ORDAINED to play in Norfolk, Va. Beach, Hampton, etc. every weekend. ANYBODY can play around here for free, or for the door. This area does have a scene, no doubt about that. A good friend of ours - you may have heard of him - Joey Vera, once said that clubs don't make a scene, bands do. That is a good point. And, some bands have a following, which your band has; no doubt about that either. Thing is, our following is stretched out so that it reaches completely around the WHOLE FUCKING PLANET. How many letters have you gotten from fans in Russia? Or how about Poland, France, Germany, South Africa, Belarus, Holland, Switzerland, Peru, Brazil, or Greece? NONE, motherfucker. We have fan mail (actual letters, not email) from 6 of the 7 continents. We have been played on the radio on 6 of the 7 continents. We have been in magazines from places we had never heard of before we got letters from that country. ORDAINED has fucking porno stars calling the house and in our videos. We have just signed a deal to provide music for several upcoming XXX features, starring the number 5 top money making female adult star OF ALL TIME, as rated by Playboy Magazine. No, we have never paid any money to play at The Norva, we have never played there at all. We have better things to do than play the Tap House to 12 people and try to look cool. Motherfucker, here's a tip for ya: If you have to try to look cool - you don't. Remember that. Also, priests are supposed to be celibate, so keep your dick in your pants or else your wife might get upset. The only wives ORDAINED has upset with us belong to SOMEONE ELSE.
Rock Star Political Rallies
Who the fuck are these rich ass motherfuckers using the stage to push their political views on the concert going public? Bruce Springsteen, R.E.M., Pearl Jam, James Taylor, Dave Matthews, John Mellencamp...... HEY! FUCK YOU ALL! Leave the politics off the stage. I am all for supporting whatever candidate you desire that best represents your views. I am against massive fucking "tours" that are nothing but anti-whoever campaigns. All these fuckers are doing is playing a bunch of college campuses to a bunch of misinformed idiots who are just doing whatever is the "cool" or supposedly "correct" thing to do. "Hey man, Pearl Jam is playing a big anti-establishment rally, you going?" "Yeah, Springsteen & Dave are gonna be there!" FUCK YOU! I wouldn't cross the street to see any of those bands, much less go listen to a political rally between every fucking song. What the fuck is that? It doesn't matter who they are supporting or rallying against. The stage at a rock and roll show is for music, not spouting your anti-American communist views. Anybody who meets the criteria should be able to own a gun, everyone who meets the criteria should be able to vote, everyone who meets the criteria should be able to exercise ALL of their rights. I even support these guys telling everyone who they think is the best choice for President. But I am DEAD SET AGAINST a concert tour designed to influence the outcome of an election. Lots of people have DIED for the right to vote in this country, so get out and exercise your RIGHT! This election is about two things: YOUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT TO OWN A GUN and the next three appointees to the Supreme Court. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS IS A COMMUNIST! Anyone who would put a Supreme Court judge on the bench who would support a law to take away your guns is a dangerous person and SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED to make that choice for you or anyone else for that matter. EVEN IF YOU DO NOT OWN GUNS, the Second Amendment GUARANTEES that YOU CAN if you so choose, as long as you do it legally. The Second Amendment is there to protect ALL the other amendments. Get out and VOTE America! Vote for whoever you think best represents your opinions, no matter who that may be. Just use some common sense and don't cast that ballot for someone just because some rich rock star tells you that you should. Vote for the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, which promotes equality for EVERYBODY under the law, and which says "THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED". Now get out there and register if you haven't already, VOTE, and make your voice heard!
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