The Reverends Rant




Kid Gloves
I have touched on this subject before, but not in this manner. America, it is time to take off the fucking kid gloves. They just arrested two fucking scumbags in NYC who were planning to plant and explode bombs in several subway stations. Because they hate America. But, THEY FUCKING LIVE HERE!!! Take those fuckers into Times Square at 6:30 pm EST and right when the world news comes on all three major networks, shoot them in their fucking heads on live TV. Broadcast that, motherfuckers. Should another terrorist attack happen on American soil, we should immediately pull our troops out of EVERY country that has ANY CONNECTION WHAT-SO-EVER with the terrorists and Hiroshima/Nagasaki their fucking asses. ALL of them. Men, women & children. No quarter, no excuses, no negotiations, no attempts at diplomacy, no nothing. Not even a warning. If they don't get it when we totally evacuate our troops, they will get it when that fucking mushroom cloud is spreading across the fucking sky. The time for action is NOW, before these idiots try something else. The whole world KNOWS who is responsible for most of this terrorist shit. Wipe them off the Earth. They contribute nothing, no-one would miss them. Remember Japan in WWII, after we dropped that bomb in Hiroshima killing 100,000 people instantly and they still kept fighting? They knocked that bullshit off when we dropped the second bomb three days later didn't they? AND THEY HAVEN'T FUCKED AROUND SINCE. Locate these terror cells, training camps or what the fuck ever you want to call them and damn the ramifications, DESTROY them. You can't win a war if you are worried about offending somebody. Close the borders, launch the missles and we'll see who fucks with us then. Until a major event that kills an unreal number of people AT ONCE (like in Japan) happens, these fuckers are not going to stop. They kill one of ours, we kill ten thousand of theirs. Starting with their families. After a little while, sooner or later one of them would say "Wait a minute..... we need to knock this shit off and leave America the fuck alone. They are fucking insane." Can YOU still smell the smoke from the Trade Towers? I can, and IT PISSES ME OFF!

Motherfucking Punk Ass Run Their Mouth Fuckers
First off, lets get something straight, motherfuckers. I am the ONLY fucking "rock star" around where I live. That's fucking right. Who else around here is known up and down the East Coast and also known out west in Vegas and Hollywood? Who was just hanging out with Lemmy from Motorhead, Duff from Guns-n-Roses/Velvet Revolver, John Corabi, Jerry Cantrell, Billy Duffy from The Cult, Chyna (the wrestler), Leslie from Pretty Boy Floyd, Mike Duda and Stet Howland from W.A.S.P. and too many (of MY) fans to list in fucking Hollywood? Who had fans standing and waiting to have their pictures taken with them? Who had bouncers waving them through sold out crowds past security and straight up to the front of the stage in a standing room only show at the legendary Roxy on the Sunset Strip? Who walks right in the fucking front doors of The Viper Room without even being stopped and asked for an ID or to pay a cover charge? Who breezed past the security and doormen at The Whisky, never paying a single cover charge the ENTIRE trip? ME, motherfucker. Who was getting picked up and dropped off at the airport in a stretch limo and taken to/from my free suites at Ballys and Sam's Town casinos in fucking Vegas, motherfucker? Whose band(s) have fucking porn stars calling and asking if we will write a song for them? Who has two fucking Harley Davidson motorcycles and two condos in Vegas as well as one here in Virginia? The Motherfucking Reverend, thats who, bitch. To all you fuckers who want to run your mouth about me or my band - FUCK YOU. I've got more going on in a week than you got happening in a year. All you local little boys who think your band has got more going on than mine, step on up. We'll see who can out last who. Yeah, I'm a dick. That's fucking right. When you are without a doubt the fucking King, you get to be a dick. Fuck you and your bullshit pussy band.

The Clueless Masses
Does anyone actually know what is going on concerning the upcoming Presidential election? Well, I am constantly bombarded by people who keep telling me how we "gotta get Bush out of there". Could this be because of the media trashing him at every opportunity? "If the blind leadeth the blind, they both shall fall in a ditch" - Matthew 15:14. Do you know what that means? It means that all this negative press is designed to make you NOT THINK and IGNORE the facts. Fact: Unemployment is down. Fact: Orders for durable goods are up. Fact: Interest rates are lower than they have been in 8 years. Fact: The economy is NOT in a depression. Fact: New home sales are the highest they have been in 3 years. Fact: Construction is at a 1 1/2 year high. Fact: John Kerry says he is against American companies setting up shop out of the country to avoid taxes and pay workers less, but his millionaire wife who owns Heinz (yeah, the ketchup people) closed an American factory and opened one up outside the USA for that exact reason. Fact: John Kerry is AGAINST PRIVATE GUN OWNERSHIP. Fact: John Kerry has voted ONLY ONCE THIS YEAR ON LEGISLATION.... that was a vote to extend the "assault weapon ban", which not only has nothing to do with machine guns, but outlaws certain kinds of ammo as well. REST ASSURED THAT ANY ATTEMPT TO BAN CERTAIN TYPES OF GUNS IS JUST A STEP TOWARD TOTAL CONFISCATION. Wake up people! ANY candidate who is against gun ownership is against America. The Second Amendment is there to protect all the other amendments. Only a fool would tell the government that it is OK to take away his guns. Hitler did it to his people and we all know what happened there. Britain has banned handguns and their crime rate has quadrupled. An unarmed populace is just asking to be taken advantage of. THINK about it, would it be better if just the government had all the guns? That my friends, is what is REALLY at stake in this next election. THINK about it. Do criminals care if something is illegal? Gun ownership restrictions only HURT THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS. THINK about it. Don't let the media blind you with bullshit. Even if you don't own a gun, IT WOULD BE A TRAGIC MISTAKE to let the government take them away from those of us who do own them. THINK. Cities with the most restrictive gun laws HAVE THE HIGHEST RATES OF VIOLENT CRIME. Criminals prefer unarmed victims. THINK. Don't let the media do it for you.

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