The Reverends Rant
North Korea
"We hate you", "We will attack you", "We will use nuclear weapons against you", "We will continue making nuclear weapons and sell them to terrorists if they are willing to pay", "We will take any military movements or excercises in this area as a threat and launch missles against you". "Please help us and send aid after the massive explosion we had at a rail station here". Hey, motherfuckers! Fuck you. You want to be all big and bad and issue threats against the United States, the United Nations and the whole international community, then ask for help when your dumb ass workers blow up a train station and neighborhood? Fix it yourself with your fucking pride and "wealth" that you claim your country has. After the Red Cross and other relief agencies ask you to allow the people who are in need of help and/or immediate medical attention to cross over into FUCKING COMMUNIST CHINA to receive the care they need and you say "No, send all the money and relief workers here" - FUCK YOU! You get nothing. Dismantle all your fucking nuclear plants, stop running your commie mouths about how bad ass you are and adhere to the guidelines set forth by the United Nations, or shut the fuck up and suffer. Hey, Kim Jong II - FUCK YOU!
Rip Off Stores
How fucking much does it cost to have a key made? Well, up until today, I thought a dollar was the norm. Maybe a little more at a hardware store, but never more than $1.25. I just had four keys made at a Super K-Mart and they charged me $7.48! What the fuck?!? Those fuckers charged me $1.79 per key! No fucking wonder they are getting their ass kicked by WalMart. I wouldn't be bitching if it was a few cents here or there, but that is outrageous! It is more than a $3 difference! For 4 keys. Same service at WalMart - 99 cents a key. Fuck Super K-Mart. I'll be damned if I go there anymore.
The Criminal Justice System
What is up with all these appeals from these convicted murderers and terrorists? How about all the extra "special treatment" certain fuckers get when they are arrested? It is astonishing to see what these trial lawyers come up with in terms of "rights" that were violated when it is obvious that the accused COMMITTED THE CRIME! If you were caught speeding, drunk, covered in blood, with a body in your trunk..... YOU ARE GUILTY, MOTHERFUCKER! If you are caught with a bomb strapped to yourself trying to get on a bus, YOU ARE GUILTY, MOTHERFUCKER! If you are busted in a house that has been making bombs, with video footage of you MAKING THE BOMBS, and taped statements of your hatred for whoever and whatever, with written plans for an attack, YOU ARE GUILTY, MOTHERFUCKER! I am sick and tired of people whining that these worthless assholes should get all these appeals if they are convicted (all at taxpayer expense, of course)! Fuck them! If you are convicted of murder or terrorism crimes, YOU SHOULD BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY! Fuck that "Death Row" bullshit. Your fucking chair is in the next room, all warmed up for you motherfucker. That is what these idiots want to do anyway, die for their "cause" or beliefs. They are TERRORISTS people! They understand nothing except that it is great to become a "martyr" by killing yourself as long as you kill as many innocent people as possible. Then, get this, they will get a "reward" in Heaven of 75 virgins! What kind of fucked up religion is this? This goes for ANY of these lowlife fucks that are determined to try to destroy or terrorize ANY country, gathering or whatever.....
5 simple words..... TRY 'EM AND FRY 'EM!!!!!!
Homeland "Security"
Listen up, motherfuckers! I AM NOT THE PROBLEM! Not to sound like I am picking on a certain group of people, but it is OBVIOUS that easily over 90% of terrorism is commited by MUSLIMS! Get with the program, and I don't give a damn if it seems that you are "profiling"! No fucking shit! Do you know how long I have been singled out because of my long hair? I ain't bitching about that because it comes with the territory, but it really pisses me off when these assholes have more rights than I do. "Well we can't search him because he maybe offended". GOOD! Fuck him and his fucking religious beliefs. I believe that I should be able to travel freely around without being treated like a criminal. Now, in the name of "homeland security" they want to make a law that says that I have to give my name, address, date of birth, social security number, height, weight and hair color - then run it through a series of background checks JUST TO BUY A PLANE TICKET! Then, they can DENY the ticket to me because of security concerns! FUCK THAT! I AM NOT THE MANIAC THAT WANTS TO DESTROY AMERICA! Treat the OUTSIDERS like that, not your own citizens! WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA! Write your representatives in Washington and TELL THEM YOU WILL NOT STAND FOR ANY MORE OF THIS TREATMENT!!! WE ARE NOT THE CRIMINALS! Vote for whoever you feel best represents your views, and LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! WE ARE NOT THE ENEMY! Fuck these people from the outside who want US to adapt and change so THEY won't be offended. GO THE FUCK BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM! We (the American people) DO NOT need to surrender any more of our rights because someone FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY wants to blow up a plane, or bomb a building or anything else for that matter. Put the scrutiny ON THE PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT! Searching a 80 year old woman does not make me feel any safer, searching someone who FITS THE KNOWN PROFILE makes more sense. If I fit that profile.... search me, motherfucker! If the last 10 suicide bombers or terrorist actions have been committed by male Arabs or female midgets or green transvestites, SEARCH THEM! LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE!
"Bait & Switch"
OK, whose bright idea was it to quietly drop the proof on Jack Daniel's Black Label whiskey from 86 to 80?!? It used to be 90 proof FOREVER, then they dropped it down to 86 proof. That was in the early to mid-nineties (around 1994, '95 or '96). Now, I see it has dropped AGAIN to 80 proof! What in the fuck is up with that? Of course, they ALREADY have a product that is 80 proof, Jack Daniel's GREEN label. Now all of it is like that. Do you think they dropped the price? Hell no. Did they tell anybody about this change? Hell no. Are they gonna drop the price to the same as green label? Hell no. In other words, even though it is the EXACT same as the 80 proof green label, you are still gonna have to pay the extra $3 - $4 a fifth for a DIFFERENT COLOR LABEL! I contacted the company and was told that "folks want a lower proof whiskey" and that "it is still made the same way except that now they add a little more cave spring water after aging". Who are these "folks" who want a lower proof whiskey? Let them buy the GREEN label, dammit! I did not think I would say this, but..... Sorry Jack, you just lost a VERY dedicated customer.
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