Concert Fuckheads
After I buy a concert ticket, no matter where the fuck I am located in the venue, I AM FUCKING STANDING UP!!!!! If you are behind me and you can not see, STAND THE FUCK UP, you fucking dumbass! What the FUCK are you doing at a concert sitting on your worthless ass for?!? You can't "see through" me? Too fucking bad, STAND THE FUCK UP!! I do not give a FUCK if I am "blocking your view". GOOD. If you are a total lame ass dumb fuck, then I WANT TO BLOCK YOUR VIEW! Maybe you will STAND THE FUCK UP! The guys on stage (except the drummer) are standing up working their asses off and you want to sit there like you are watching TV or something? FUCK YOU!!! This "I paid for this seat, and I can't see" attitude is unbelieveable. I paid for my seat too, jackass. I also sat down the entire way to the concert IN MY CAR OR ON MY MOTORCYCLE. I will BE DAMNED if I am gonna sit there like a pampered ass pussy motherfucker when a band I like is rocking out on stage. Tell you what, I WILL STAND UP BETWEEN BANDS TOO IF IT PISSES YOU OFF. I do not care if you can't see two feet in front of you, if you are too lazy or lame to stand up and show your support, STAY THE FUCK HOME!
Summer Concert Prices
What the FUCK is up with these people?! I hear that KISS & Aerosmith are heading out together (two of my favorites), and the tickets are $125! WHAT!!!? Hey, NEITHER band is worth that much, period. Plus, I hear that KISS is no longer having bombs or fire or anything like that. Not to mention, two guys in Ace & Peters make-up (Tommy Thayer (!?) & Eric Singer - hey at the very least Eric was in KISS before the "Reunion", since "Revenge")!!!!! Is this true? If it is, HANG IT THE FUCK UP THEN! That is the whole thing with KISS and make-up. Bombs and fire. Aerosmith was fucking $80 last time they came through. Aren't these guys already millionaires (since the 70's)? Tour shirts (a t-shirt for crying out loud) were $65. SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR AN AEROSMITH T-SHIRT! Believe it or not, IDIOTS were standing in line to buy these. Hey, I am a fan of Joe Fucking Perry just like most people but WHAT THE FUCK? Ozzfest is $135... hey Ozzy, keep all the bullshit bands from the side and main stages and WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY FOR 2 HOURS? I don't want to pay all that money to sit through some bullshit and then you ONLY PLAY AN HOUR! COME ON, MAN! Hey, I got tickets to see Iron Maiden, Dio & Motorhead in NEW YORK CITY at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN for less than $50. THAT is the way it should be. Beat that Motherfuckers! We all can see who is in it for the fans and who is in it for the money. Keep in mind, ALL THESE FUCKERS ARE RICH ALREADY! Granted Aerosmith is more financially secure than Motorhead, but look at who is gouging the fans? Fuck that. FUCK THAT.
Movie Stars & Rock Stars talking a bunch of SHIT
Hey! Sean Penn! You traitor fuck. You actually think that by you going over to Iraq that Saddam was all of a sudden going to say "Hey, you know what? This punk ass movie star is right. I should just do the right thing and let my people free"? You fucking idiot! You were on every fucking channel over there on the GOVERNMENT RUN TV AND RADIO STATIONS DENOUNCING AMERICA! FUCK YOU! If he isn't concerned with the hundreds of fucking missiles pointed at his ass what the fuck do you think you are going to accomplish? Fucking dumbass. You too Susan Sarandon. Look, if you are against the military action over in Iraq, fine. If you want to protest and voice your opinion, fine, that is your First Amendment right IN THIS FREE COUNTRY. Some people, like PEOPLE IN IRAQ, can't do that. You think that those people are happy living in fear every day for their entire families? Here we go - I had to save the best (worst) for last.... Chrisie Hynde of The Pretenders. FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT BITCH! "I hope we lose the war and all of our troops get killed". WHAT!?! I refuse to buy, read or even LISTEN to ANYTHING by The Pretenders again. Fuck her and her band. She's out of her fucking mind. "I hope we lose the war and all our troops get killed". THINK ABOUT THAT STATEMENT, PEOPLE. I wonder if she is one of those fuckers that think we deserved to have the Trade Towers blown up. FUCK THEM TOO.
War Reporters
Whose fucking bright idea was it to let reporters follow the ground troops over in Afghanistan & possibly Iraq? That is the last thing the fucking Marines need. A bunch of pussy ass non trained idiots tramping along behind them during a battle. I'm sure that my priority would be to cover my ass and not have to be concerned with Johnny Newscaster getting his head blown off in a firefight. This is nothing but bad, bad news. Our boys need to be able to concentrate and focus on their objectives and not on some asshole with a microphone and camera radioing in their positions and making noise. "We're here 12 miles inside the enemy positions setting up for an assault on a stronghold. The enemy doesn't know we're here but.... wait a minute... we are being attacked. Our position has been compromised. Apparently they are watching CNN in their bunkers." Fuck that, if they want to report, let them join the fucking service and work in telecommunications.
"Big Time" Rock Stars Who Just Don't Get It
I am not gonna mention any names. What the fuck is up with these motherfuckers that want to sit in their mansions and tell me and THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that we are stupid and war is not the answer? The newest issue of a certain music magazine (which has been around since the late 60's, with the initials "R.S.") has an interview with this idiot who is so far out of his mind that I want to go on a rampage. I may be wrong here, but I am guessing that this motherfucker doesn't even go to the polls and VOTE. I am all for freedom of speech, but fuckers who just want to tear down the system and replace it with some Socialist bullshit need to carry their ass. If you don't like our country, GET THE FUCK OUT! Ain't nobody making your dumb ass stay here. Get the fuck out and take your anti-American views with you. Socialism didn't work in Europe and it sure as fuck ain't gonna work here. If you want it so bad, go somewhere that will take your money, guns and freedoms of speech, press and assembly. LOOK ASSHOLE! These fuckers HATE us! They are determined to fuck us up, no matter where we are, they actively sponsor terrorists and they actively seek to build, sell and use nuclear weapons. Bottom line..... if you threaten or fuck with us or our citizens, you need to have your backwards ass, no money, crumbling economy, having nothing asses blown to oblivion. So to Mr. Big Time Rock Star with his little agenda - FUCK YOU! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DONATE ALL YOUR MONEY TO CHARITY AND MOVE!
MORE RANTS