The Reverends Rant
Guns & The "United" Nations report
OK, here we go again. The new report by the communist body known as the "United Nations" has "discovered" that the United States of America has more privately owned guns than any other country. No fucking shit, Sherlock! How much money did this cost to "discover"? America is the ONLY country ON EARTH that guarantees by the Constitution (remember that old thing?) their citizens the right to keep and bear firearms. We (USA) do NOT need other countries telling us how we should "regulate" guns. Gun control is about one thing: CONTROL. Why do you think the founding fathers put that in there? Because, where they came from, the GOVERNMENT was walking all over everybody and there was nothing you could do about it. Any complaints were handled as treason against the King. Over here on this slice of land, we can KEEP & BEAR ARMS, just like the CONSTITUTION says we can. Read that again: KEEP & BEAR ARMS. NOT "I support the right to bear arms" like the fucking Democrats keep saying when asked if they support gun ownership. The key word here is KEEP. As in keep a gun in your house. As in keep a gun in your car. As in keep a gun on your person. The only thing that can stop the government from bulldozing in and doing anything they want to you, your family, your business, your property or anything else they want is the KNOWLEDGE THAT THE COMMON PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ARE ARMED. How long do you think it would take for the changes to take effect if all guns were outlawed? Not long. Ask Germany. Hitler took all private firearms from the people, then Martial Law kicked in, then a fucking world war. I know that is being dramatic, but look it up. Unless the populace is armed, the government will be out of control. It has been proven over and over. Look at Europe. As soon as the guns were taken away, the government swooped in and destroyed whatever they disagreed with. No-one can stop it. When only the police and the government have all the guns, you can bet your life that the rest of your freedoms will go away too. Fear the government that fears your guns. Does ANYBODY want the governmant to have all of anything? Doesn't matter what it is, if they have all of it, the common people lose. Reminds me of a saying my pop used to tell me back when I was bitching about something or another concerning a police officer. "Doesn't matter what you think, whoever has a gun pointed at you is in control and they are right. Even when they are wrong." Good point, pop. Right now, the United Nations is trying to tell us that we don't need guns anymore. As soon as we agree and get rid of them, who do you think will be in control then? The United Nations, with all the worlds guns. Like Charles Heston said: "They can have my guns when they pry them from my cold dead hands". Even if you don't own a gun, it is very dangerous to tell everyone else they can't have one either. The day the government bans guns from the general population is the day we ALL lose.
Scumbag Athletes
What the fuck is going on in this country? The situation with the Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick SHOULD shine a giant fucking spotlight on these fucking idiots. Check it out: Here is 120 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS, let's see how long it takes to act like you have absolutely no sense at all. OK, busted in the airport with weed in your water bottle. You know, the bottle that YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE ON THE PLANE! You know, WEED which is not supposed to be on you anyway. Get busted again for having a FUCKING GUN IN HIS CARRY ON LUGGAGE THAT HE WAS TAKING ONTO A FUCKING AIRPLANE! Gee, I have all this money and now that I am in the media spotlight, lets see how stupid I can be and ruin my entire life OVER BULLSHIT! The man is undoubtedly a great player. He is (WAS) an asset to his team. To quote Aerosmith from the great "Toys In The Attic" album: No more, no more. He should be banned for life. No more anything for this guy. He should be OUT of professional sports, period. He has lost his endorsements (GOOD), he has lost his football contract (GOOD) and now, the team is in the process of getting back the signing bonus they paid him (GOOD). These guys HAVE GOT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. "Hey, I'm the multi millionaire Michael Vick. Being a major sports star is just not enough. I think I will start a dog fighting "club" and just so there will be no doubt, I will even print up t-shirts and memorabilia to hand out. I will call this "Bad Newz Kennels". Man, I am a genius!" This guy is such a joke, he CAN'T EVEN MAKE HIS OWN STATEMENTS OR APOLOGIES! His LAWYERS have been the only people we have heard from. "Michael takes responsiblity for his actions". Well then, get his dumb, fuck up a multi million dollar deal bravado ass up there and LET HIM SAY SOMETHING FOR HIMSELF! Dumb motherfucker. This goes back to the old saying "You can take him out of the 'hood, but you can't take the 'hood out of him". Since he decided that it was much more important to fight & kill dogs for money than to be a RESPECTABLE ROLE MODEL for the people watching his team and buying his products, he needs to carry his ass back to the fucking jungle where he belongs. There is evidence that the dogs were fucking DROWNED, SHOT & fucking HANGED for crying out loud! Do you know how hard it must be to DROWN an animal? Dogs can swim, ya know. Fuck this guy and fuck any team or product that associates with him. Get rid of him and MAKE AN EXAMPLE. If you act like an idiot, your wallet gets real light quickly. ZERO TOLERANCE for these morons. Most people would walk a very straight line in order to maintain a million dollar life style, but not this guy. He decided that it was of much more importance to look like a bad ass to his buddies. Never mind that HE WAS THE FUCKING STAR OF THE TEAM and had endorsements out the ass, was constantly on TV and was almost guaranteed a job as a commentator after his game days were done. Now, he gets to sit around the 'hood with all his homies and reflect on the "mistakes" his stupid ass ego got him into. Good for him. I hope his mother wasn't too comfortable in that million and a half dollar house right down the street from my old condo in Virginia. He gets to move her too. Good move, Brainiac. No matter how much money they get, some people just can't let go of the 'hood.
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