The Reverends Rant
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY?
We have hundreds of thousands of ILLEGALS in this country and people are pushing to cater to their every need! Now they have a new Spanish version of the Star Spangled Banner (our national anthem) that has DIFFERENT LYRICS! Why is it so important to make it so fucking multicultural? LEARN THE LANGUAGE, USE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE ON THE PLANET AND ENTER THIS FUCKING COUNTRY LEGALLY! Why do we have to ignore all the laws designed to LET PEOPLE IN? Fuck the law and the rules, just come on over and speak your language, complain about all our laws and lifestyles, expect and demand all our tax paid services and be sure to SHOW CONTEMPT AND HATRED against everybody who just wants you to follow the rules, like we all have to do. How about this: CARRY YOUR NO SPEAKING ENGLISH, NON THANKFUL ASSES! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
ATM Idiots
Know what, people? ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ATM IS THE EXACT SAME! You put your card in (or swipe it), enter your PIN number, select the type of transaction and the machine does the rest. How hard is this to remember? If you are using the machine, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE THE MACHINE ASKS YOU. If I had a dollar for every time some idiot was at an ATM in front of me, I'd be rich. IT SAYS THE SAME THING EVERY TIME! No matter which bank owns the machine, THE COMPLETE PROCESS IS EXACTLY THE SAME! Put in your card, enter your pin, select transaction, press enter, get your money and receipt, take your card and go. You can do this in under 60 seconds depending on the machine. This is without being in a rush, too. Why the fuck does it take some people 5 minutes? They are doing the same thing as I will be doing, why would you possibly be at an ATM for that long? When it's outside and cold or hot as a motherfucker and other people are waiting. How long does it take to type in 4 numbers and hit enter? Just for the record, the numbers are in the same exact layout as every single touch-tone phone and calculator on Earth. Dammit, just have your card and brain ready when you get to the machine if you are in front of me. Dammit.
People Who Look Gift Horses In The Mouth
What ever happened to "Thanks"? Instead of thanks for things I've done for some people, all I get is fucked over. This goes for ALL aspects of my efforts, not just personal. It seems that even in my professional mode, motherfuckers just ain't satisfied and want to place all the blame on someone else. No-one wants to take responsibility for their own actions. Look, if you are fucking up, or if you are pissing me off, I WILL LET YOU KNOW. I'm not gonna try and beat around the fucking bush, I will tell ya like it is. If you put yourself in a fucked up situation, don't fucking try to drag me down with you. And don't try to fuck all the work I've done because you can't handle something you got yourself into. I can not believe some of the things I have been hearing lately. It just floors me that people would trash me because of their own situations. I am busting my ass trying to promote, trying to help motherfuckers, trying to get everyone on the same page as me, explaining over & over what the deal is, doing everything possible to advance not only myself, but those around me and what do I get? A bunch of bullshit. Hey, free plane tickets to Vegas. All you have to do is collect empty drink cups from Wendys. How fucking hard can that be? Know how many people I told that to? Dozens. How many made any effort whatsoever to GET A FREE ROUNDTRIP PLANE TICKET? ONE. Then what do I hear from everyone when the promotion ends? Well, I didn't have the time to do that. Or, man couldn't you just give me some of yours? Then I get a bunch of fucking shit when I say I am heading out to Vegas for free. With the exception of the ORDAINED fans, FUCK everybody who wants to rain on my fucking parade. Into every life a little rain must fall, and motherfuckers, I have a fucking rainsuit. Like water off a ducks back. You do what you think is best for you, and I'll look out for me from now on.
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