The Reverends Rant
Hard Headed People
How fucking hard is it to listen to my answer after you ask me a question? Shut the fuck up and listen to what the fuck I am trying to tell or explain to you. Also, if you don't want to or if you can't handle it, DON'T ASK ME ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY RESPONSE TO. After you ask me something, I will tell you what my take on it is. If you don't like my answer, too fucking bad. Stop asking so many questions. I do not have to report in, ask permission or clear anything that I do with ANYBODY, so get used to it. Lose the SINsecurity and focus on positive things SINstead of fucking hounding me to death over bullshit. Knock it off or leave me the fuck alone. If you don't like me or how I am, get lost. I ain't changing and I don't have a problem with how I am. If you do, that my friend, is your fucking problem. Some things don't change. I am one of those things.
Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame
Who the fuck is in charge of getting people or groups into this damn thing? Apparently, a fucking bunch of idiots. While I have almost no complaints about who has been inducted, I cannot fathom how some artists are being overlooked. And by saying overlooked, I mean that a blind man could see better. How can Neil Diamond not be in this thing? Does anybody have a clue as to how fucking big time Neil Diamond is? He has consistantly released best selling albums, has massive chart topping hits, sells out every fucking show he performs, and writes all his own material. He even writes hits for other bands. He wrote almost ALL of the songs The Monkees had hits with. Yeah, The fucking Monkees! Neil Diamond is one of the all time greatest singer/songwriters in Rock & Roll history. His tunes are instantly recognizable and are played every day on stations all across this great country of ours. Everybody knows "Sweet Caroline" & "Cherry, Cherry". We all know "Love On The Rocks", "Heartlight", "September Morn", "Forever In Blue Jeans" & "America". What about the saddest duet of all time "You Don't Bring Me Flowers"? How can you ignore "I Am, I Said"? That is one of the greatest tunes EVER. I could go on & on, naming songs that everybody knows, but I think that the mans track record speaks volumes for itself. Get the fucking mud out of your ears and get off your asses, motherfuckers and PUT NEIL DIAMOND IN THE HALL OF FAME!
Prison Scandal Scapegoats
Three years in prison for making fun of scumbag terrorists while they are locked up? What the fuck!? The members of the United States military who are being railroaded are not criminals in my world. I think that the people on trial for "abuses" should be given a fucking medal. These fucking extremists want to fucking kill us, and we sit here and give them all these creature comforts while they are locked up. Special food, because they don't eat certain things, prayer time, contact with people on the outside, court appointed lawyers, etc. In The Reverends world, this is how it would go down for those fuckers we have caught and locked up..... EVERY morning, a loudspeaker blasting the Star Spangled Banner as a wake up call. Breakfast = bread & water. Lunch = bread & water. Dinner = bread & water. No fucking prayer time - if you have time to pray, you can be working. Whatever needs to be done around the compound would be done at gunpoint by those fuckers. No quarter to our enemies. If you hate America so much that you would kill yourself in a suicide attack, how about we shoot you in the head and save you the trouble of wiring up all those bombs? Or even better, wire you up and send you into the courtyard with all your buddies and then set off the bomb. Praise Allah! Our soldiers do not need to be punished for fucking with OUR ENEMIES! Fuck 'em!
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