The Reverends Rant
Repeating Myself
How fucking hard is it to answer a question? When I am talking to people in person or more likely on the telephone, what the fuck is up with ignoring my questions or beating around the bush with an answer or changing the subject? I don't have the fucking time for games. Just tell me what I am asking and we can get on to whatever else. Also, if you call and say you have to get up with me or that you need to talk to me, don't fucking tell me "nevermind" when I return your call. Or tell me that "I don't have time to talk about that right now". If I ask "Whats going on?" or "What did you need to know earlier?", FUCKING TELL ME. Don't expect me to ask you over and over and you just go on & on about everything else under the sun except what I am asking about. Also, don't expect me to drop everything I am doing when the phone rings. I have to do several things at once ALL THE TIME, so go with the flow and get to the point. Just for the record, I am ALWAYS busier than you are, so don't fucking waste my time with some bullshit.
America, Land of the Free, Home Of The Lame?
What is fucking up with the male segment of the USA lately? I was reSINtly somewhere where there were at least 12 guys and someone asked to borrow a knife. I was the ONLY motherfucker there that had a pocketknife on me. Actually, I ALWAYS have 3 knives on me, but EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN MALE, AGES 7 & UP SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE ON HIS PERSON AT ALL TIMES! What the hell has happened? Used to be that if you DIDN'T have a knife, you were the odd man out. Now, if you have one, it is a miracle. Guys, GO BUY A POCKETKNIFE NOW, and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS POCKET AT ALL TIMES! Blades come in handy ALL THE TIME. This wimp down of America has got to stop! All males in the United States Of America should own at least two nice pocketknives. Fathers, give your fucking kids a knife! Older brothers, uncles, grandfathers, give those boys a blade and keep a proud American tradition alive. While you are at it, buy a gun too..... but AT THE VERY LEAST - GET A KNIFE!
Bi-Lingual Bullshit
What the hell is going on in this country? Everywhere I go nowadays, I see fucking Spanish on everything. Look at the labels on the products you buy at the store. There is a bunch of stuff that has Spanish on it, usually right under the English. Like for example, Pringles Potato Chips and underneath that in smaller print it has Pringles Crispas Papas or something like that. Fucking McDonalds has a fucking Spanish menu, and all kinds of stuff written in Spanish all over the place. The happy meal ads are written in English and Spanish, the ads for combo meals are in both, even the fucking placemats on the trays! All this shit is creeping in slowly but surely. That fucking cartoon Dora The Explorer pisses me off so bad that I want to smash the screen out or destroy anything with her big football head on it whenever I see anything to do with it. They are fucking sneaking all this crap in right under our noses and right out into the mainstream. They are preaching it to the children, right in front of everybody. I'm not talking about stuff like Sesame Street where they might show something like a glass of water and then say agua, I'm talking about shit like that fucking cartoon that have entire segments in Spanish. How do you know what they are teaching the kids? Do you speak Spanish? I'm sure it isn't anything offensive or inappropriate, but I don't know for 100% sure. I'm seeing fucking Spanish billboards! I don't appreciate it at all. This is America, we have an official language here..... it's called ENGLISH. I don't have a problem with people who speak Spanish, or anybody from a country that speaks Spanish, but here in America, I think everything should be in English, and English alone. Knock off all the multi-cultural mulitple language bullshit!
Sore Losers
What the fuck is wrong with people? After you win (contest, game, election, etc.) you get to boast, replay, flaunt and use the victory to your advantage. You can rub it in other peoples faces, or just not say anything about it at all if that is what you choose to do. Of course, after you win you also have to listen to all the whining from the losers about how "it wasn't fair" or "it was rigged" or "it was just a popularity contest" or "you only won because of so & so" or "it doesn't mean anything". SINce ORDAINED won Best Metal Band in Virginia, we have been hearing all of the above statements. First off, ORDAINED has NEVER won anything "popularity" wise. If it was a popularity contest, how come the bands that play out EVERY FUCKING WEEK didn't win? They obviously are more popular than ORDAINED. If it was rigged, why would a band that doesn't hang out all the time at the clubs or subscribe to the "in" crowd win? If it doesn't mean anything, how come ALL the other bands who won in their respective musical fields are so proud? There was no "roping" people into voting for us, no tricks were employed, nothing was done covertly, WE FUCKING WON THE AWARD FAIR & SQUARE. We choose to proclaim ourselves the champion on our own a long time ago. Now, THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN and we thank them all for their support over the years. When we accepted the award, it was for the fans and it still is for the fans. The fans are the only people we are concerned with, besides ourselves. Thanks to the fans, ORDAINED has been crowned the Undisputed Champion Of Heavy Metal. Accept and live with it, losers.
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