The Website, version 4.0
Hello friends, family, aquaintences, random strangers, etc, and welcome to the website. Glad to see you made it past the intro page without collapsing in an epileptic fit. Blah blah blah... I would write about the new layout, except it isn't really new any more and the squares are no longer barrier-transcending and revolutionary. Because, you know, they SO were at some point.
As you can see I have an all-new, improved guestbook. It is your right and your duty to leave me a little message here to prove that you rock. If you do, that is. If not then I guess you could not bother but that would be pretty lame, now wouldn't it? I also have a counter so you can mock how little traffic I get - if you're actually that sad, which thankfully few of you are! Well, out of people I know, at least. If you're a random stranger you may well be that sad.
FAQs
Helen, why do you rock so much?
I think that's one of life's unsolved mysteries. I'm just a wonderful person with an extraordinary sense of style and originality, oh and I use long words too, so people think I'm clever. Plus, I'm modest!

Why is there so much text on the website all of a sudden? You really think anyone's going to bother reading it?
Well, no, but I can dream. It might keep people from suicide-inducing boredom for a couple of minutes-
Or it might cause it.
... well yeah, I guess. Damn.

Where are all the photos?
I've got your gosh-darned photos, don't worry. Though I think it's safe to say the ones from mine and Suze's party will never be online unless I get to aforementioned state of suicidal boredom. Oh, right, you want a link to the photos. Here you go, la la lala la.

...and the rest of the content?
Oh, so my weird little ramblings aren't good enough for you? Well FINE! I guess I'll just link you to the index then. Don't worry about hurting my feelings or anything. I'm gonna go cry now... yeah, how d'you like them apples? You made me CRY, bitch.
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