"I thought monogamy was a type of wood..."
"I thought sherbet was the plural of Sheba."
"Isn't it the 'pry' minister?"
"I thought Saddam Hussein was the leader of Yugoslavia."
"What's a locus again? An insect isn't it?... locusts, they came to Jesus, didn't they?"
"I thought there were boy cows, girl cows and bulls!"
"I thought girl goats were called ganders!"
"Tetanus, isn't that a game you play on a Gameboy?"
"Isn't the Holy Grail what blind people use to read the bible?"