"Are you okay?" - Theresa, concerned
"At 3am, I'm dragging your ass to bed!" - Motyka to Mike King
"Crazy fucking Canadians. They'll set you on fire and send you over the falls!" - Brett Morrow and Mike
"This is horrible! This is worse than the Caroline Steamboat Disaster!" - Mike, about Boan's absence
"That is so stupid. Not only did they go over the falls, they were on fire, too!" - Mike
"I cried my balls out!" - Amanda
"HimomdadI'minjailinCanadabye!" - Brett
"What the hell kind of accent it that?! It sounds like you made up some accent and just said it was Canadian." - Pat, to Steve
<Insert sad occurrence> "That's the saddest thing I've seen since the Caroline Steamboat Disaster." - Mike and Brett
"I'm glad I�m not white." - Wong
"You're Asian." - Motyka
"Quick, latch all that we have! Wait, how do you say 'not here' in Spanish? That way, when they knock, we can be like 'Da da da da da'." - Theresa
"We should centralize our waste." - Theresa
"Theresa, put the knife down!" - Wong, trying to get her in trouble with Canadian customs
"JEFF WONG, GET IN THE BATHROOM!" - Amanda
"Yeah, just give me two Toonies and a Looney." - Wong
"If I was a butterfly, I would speak butterfly language and get all the butterflies to attack one day, like in the birds." - Mike
"Something smells like FOOT!...it's not strong enough to be feet." - Ron Alford
"AAA, ay?" - Pat
"Why is he so cruel?!" - Jan about Mike
"He's from New York!" - Choral bus response
'TERPS' etched into fudge
"Hey look, the person was a Maryland fan." - Mike
"I WATCHED YOU WRITE THAT!" - Jan
"I had a strange suspicion you wouldn't believe me. We ARE in Canada." - Mike
"I've heard the second trip to the butterfly museum is better than the first." - Pat
"I wish life was like that. I could lick your hand, and you'd do whatever I wanted." - Wong
"Doug was all over my beaver!" - Amanda
"Be buried alive in rubbers.� � Amanda
�I wish I had a tail.� � Wong
�WHY?!� � Jan
�I dunno. So I could wag it when I�m happy.� � Wong
�Who�s in there?� � Motyka, about the tiny erector set car from The Sandlot
�He�s trying to haggle the price down. If we stay long enough, he�ll get it down to $.50. I�m sure he�s like, �We�ll come back here tomorrow and play a gig for you. A few songs, maybe �Take Me Out to the Ballgame.��. � Jan, at the Bball Hall of Fame
�He�ll be glowing forever!� � Jan
�Only under a blacklight!� � Theresa
�I thought that said �ovulation rooms�.� � Amanda
�Hold my hand a second.� � Jan to Theresa trying to get lotion
�Three-Fingered and Minor was his nickname?� � Motyka about Mordecai Peter Brown.
�Jack Roosevelt Robinson isn�t Jackie Robinson, right?� � Theresa
�Jackie Robinson is black.� � Jan
�Yes, but it�s a gold engraving.� � Theresa
�Jan on ice � not good.� � Jan
�What, is that like, Disney on Ice?� � Wong
�Which is equally as bad?� � Brett
�Yeah I went to Chinese school for a couple years.� � Wong
�When did you come over?� � Motyka
�Is it hard and stuff? Do they beat you?� � Motyka
�Alright, who rode the dog?� � Brett
�What do you think the cheerleaders do all day at the hotel?� � Jan
�Primp each other?� � Phil
�Uuuuuuuuuuugh!� <POP> - Amanda, pulling out a slide on her horn
�He prefers to lay in bed and fart.� � Amanda, on D�adamo
�Irregular playing cards.� � Brett
�Hey Jan, where�s your shirt from?� � Mark, straightfaced, referring to my Old Navy3 shirt.
�Next year it�s going to be TCP: The Cool Person�and that person will be me.� � Mark
�You need a license for that?� � Mark, about Wong�s Asian culinary license
��and show these people what they don�t want to see.� � Keanu (The Matrix)
�Matrix 2?� � Mark
�I want to see the bottom half.� � Amanda, about the OU coach
�You prick the head.� � Mike
�What?!� � Mark
�Penis bleeding!� � Brett, about converting to Judaism and circumcision
�It�s all about the vegetables, baby!� � Jan
�It�s the best thing since the steamboat factory.� � Wong
�It�s disaster, not factory.� � Motyka
�We�re #1! (for departure) We�re #1! (for departure).� � Brett
�Snow doesn�t stick, it lays.� � Brett
�Only if you�re a pervert.� � Motyka
�You can�t sign a pen�unless it�s one of those bendi-pens�� � Motyka
�If we go to Atlanta, it�d be like, �That�s worse than the Rodney King�� oh wait, that�s Los Angeles�� � Motyka, instead of the Caroline Steamboat Disaster
�I�ve never seen the Star Wars.� � Brett
�You�ve never seen Star Wars?� � Motyka
�No.� � Brett
�Have you seen the 2nd one? Have you seen ANY of them?� � Motyka
�No.� � Brett
�Have you seen Episode One?� � Motyka
�NO! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THE STAR WARS MOVIES!� � Brett
�Commie bastard�� � Motyka
�I think I might actually be getting sick, and I don�t have enough jacket support.� � Motyka
�Apparently I dialed Preston Williams instead of Matt Parlette.� � Wong
�Who is Preston Williams?� � Jan
�I dunno.� � Wong
�Whatever, Jan, these wheels were made for off road!� � Brett, about rolling his suitcase across the grass when I chose to carry mine
�Stop�Hammertime.� � Brett
�Collaborate and listen�oh shit, that�s Vanilla Ice�� � Motyka
�Nobody get in the car until I find my key!� � Motyka
�What does it look like?� � Brett
�It�s a fuckin� key, man!� � Wong
�You should be a court stenographer.� � Brett to Jan
�Did you say court pornographer?� � Motyka
�Dinkle, dinkle, little star�� � Motyka
�I have itchy, itchy rash�� � radio ad
�Is that like Hungry, Hungry Hippos?� � Brett
�I wonder what blind is like.� � Motyka
�Close your fucking eyes, dick!� � Wong
�We need to make a park like this in Maryland. We�ll call it the �Look Who Came Crying Back to Us� park.� � Brett, about Stone Mountain�s Confederate state park
�Dippin� Dots ARE good, but I don�t think they�re the ice cream of the future. Ice cream is the ice cream of the future.� � Brett
�It�s Janoramic!� � Brett
�I�ve got Georgia fries on my mind.� � Brett
�Gondola with the wind.� � Brett
�I DATE A TREE!� � Jan
�Is that a duck out there in the middle of the lake?� � Gene
�It�s a rock, Gene!� � Brett
�Best Boss shot glass? It�s like, here you go, you�re such a good boss. Here�s a shot glass to remind you how good you are. When you�re getting drunk, think of me.� � Brett
�That looks like a boogar with a face!� � Jan, on Amanda�s �Boings Small�
�<Sigh> I�ll never forget this place�where are we?� � Brett, on Stone Mountain
�My cat is soooo long�� � Doug
�How long is it?� � Brett
�So I was be-boppin� up the stairs�� � Amanda
�I went upstairs to check the room�Holy shit, there�s a bat in the room!�
� Wong, rapping
�Way to rhyme �room� with �room�.� � Brett
�I don�t want to go to dinner. I want to go get a pot of gold from a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.� � Brett
�Blind Homeowners of America.� � Patrick, in reference to the �We Buy Ugly Houses� billboard
�Planet Bankrupt.� � Pat, about the Atlanta Planet Hollywood which shut down
�It�s a faux-jita!� � Jan
�Crayola Wong.� � Melissa, naming Jan and Wong�s all yellow Asian child
�This is like the worst �come and rape me� bathroom ever. And one of the stalls looks like someone was neutered in it!� � Brittany
�Is that how you rate bathrooms? �This is the best come and rape me bathroom ever!�� � Brett
�Left coast Superman.� � What Brett thought random homeless man in Olympic Park said to us
�Urge to kill rising�� � Pat, about D.O.D
�That�s the new name for Exodus � �We Out�. Revelations is just called, �Shit!�� � Phil
�I was like �Oh my God, this guy�s gonna kill us and bury us under party pamphlets�!� � Brett
�Holy, Bible!� � Brett
�Mmm�Doubletree Club�good sandwich.� � Brett (it�s the name of a hotel�)
�You don�t mix colors! Orange plus yellow equals crap! Green plus red equals crap!� � Brett, about Skittles
�Crackstick.� � Pat, about Melissa�s lipstick encrusted glass
�I just want to see, like, a transcript of your mind right now.� � BrittNAY, about Jan�s giggle outbursts
�Can�t you hear the music?! Nothing�s going to happen! Fluffy pink bunnies are gonna come out, dance around and sing!� � Brett
�It�s dancin� Danson!� � Brett
�He�s a Ch-4-m-pion!� � Brett
�I�ll never forget the day I asked Juan to sign my hat and he said, �What the fuck�my supposed to do with that?� � Brett, about the big marker
�You tired? Nah, just full of murderous rage! Murderous rage!� � Brett
�You think that guy just drives in circles all day? Oh my God, that luggage cart is chasing its tail!� � Brett, at the airport