� �An animal from the San Diego Zoo which you would like to stand next to and be interviewed.� Mrs. Denike
� �The butterflies we have here come here from Mexico�and then they die.� Mrs. Denike
� �Jenny, how do the verses of �She�ll Be Comin� Round The Mountain� go?� Laura
� �Shut up, piggy.� Anne about G-Stench
� �Questimation mark.� Jan, drooling out a question mark.
� �Hi Laura.� Jan
�Tight what?� Laura, all defensive
� �Not to say you�ll find every one so stimulating you�ll want to run out and kiss someone.� Ms. Heyd
� �They�re on the ninth hole and suddenly the Snack Shack goes up in flames.� Ms. Heyd
� �Appearances shouldn�t be important.� E
�Especially in her case.� Anne
� �Oh lord.� (Large, unattractive boy walks by.)
�I see the Jolly Green Giant had a defective child.� Anne, causing hysteria.
� �Pew, I don�t like the smell in here.� Ms. Heyd
� �Baby survives 10 months in a pumpkin.� Dan O.
� �Got milk?� Jan, when a peanut butter full Danielle realizes her water bottle is empty.
� �Gramma Moses can�t cook.� Danielle
�It�s Momma Diane!� Jan
�Yeah, well she can�t cook either!� Danielle
� �Let�s all hug.� Mr. Raposo
� �I�d like to take a baseball bat to each of these, but I can�t because they�d take me away in a straight jacket.� Ms. Denike
� �Call me a plane so I can fly outta here.� Anne
� �Is it me, or does Ms. Heyd remind you of a parrot?� Jen
� �Shut up, Woman!� Anne about Ms. Skipp the intern
� Erin starts talking, Anne says, �Hold on,� reaches down into her bag and emerges with an entire box of tissues with pink flowers on it�she then labels it �PRETTY FLOWER.�
� �And then my sister fell out of Mayor McCheese and my mother had to leave. She was telling me not to go down the pee-ridden slide. I said, �Why not mommy?� and she said, �Because a little girl wet herself.�� Anne
� �Maya Angelou.� Anne, in DIVA voice
� �I can show you the sea
Everyone is a wonder
Soaring, tumbling, relieving
On a magic mountainside.� Jess to the tune of A Whole New World
� �Jan, that�s where the sun SETS!� Jess
� �If I didn�t want this Yoo-hoo, I�d be throwing it at you right now.� Jess
� �And if C.P. did not get out of my husband�s crotch, I was about to be pissed.� Katie
� �I think I�m gonna be a fountain for Halloween. Get a bucket on wheels and stand in it and spit on everyone. I�d ring the doorbell and spit in their face. Trick or PFT! I�m a fountain lady, gimme my fucking candy.� Anne
� �I wonder what Ms. Skip is gonna be with her two bastard children�I�m a whore and these are my results.� Anne
� �It�s rappin� Chewy!� Anne as she rapidly presses the button on the back of her infamous keychain.
� �I�ll take the physical challenge!� Laura
� �Nah, she�s happy with her �transition lenses�.� Anne
� �You know five seconds after that picture was taken the lion bit that guys head off.� Anne
� �Nougat!� Random outburst from Jan
� �Because being different is being great. From the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint. And they had that kid with no eye and the big hair.� Anne
� �I�m not going to ask why your key has a �hat� on it or �swimming cap� if you will.� Anne
� �Memory�I wish that I had some!� Ms. Denike
� �Okay Anne, uncross your legs.� Katie
� �Does my forehead say �coatrack�?� Anne
� �I see someone�s horny.� Anne, about LL's poster
� �Prince is really a woman.� Dan R.
�Don�t you mean the artist formerly known as Prince?� Mr. Harris
�Don�t you mean �?� Jan as she draws a symbol in air
� �J and J music factory.� Jen
� �Look it�s Kitty Witty with only three legs! Yeah, well Kitty Witty this bitch.� Anne, explaining the Beanie Baby phenomenon.
� Danielle�s demonstration of putting her feet behind her head and falling over SMACK on her face.
� �I mean, how would you feel if Ms. Moses came up to you in the stairwell and said, �I really have cramps�.� Jan
� �Ragtime.� Anne, in DIVA voice stating the name of the book our English sub is reading.
� �So, I was pushing my car down to the gas station yesterday, and I noticed you were here late.� Anne
� �Beware of barking dog.� Jen
� �Someone just walked off with �Our Time to Shine�.� Jan
� �Ashley!� �Esther!� �Lamar!� �LADIES!�
� �Lamar�Lamar Lamar Lamar.� The LaRosa sub
� �Que Senora Heyd dot dot dot�� Jen
� �Gotta eat�I�m running low on time.� Rima
� �They kind of symbolize me.� Dan R. about the Planets
�The winged messenger?� Anne
� �I just put my woo in wherever I want�Ooop!� Anne horrified after realizing what she�d said.
� �Mmm-hmm�� Anne during a DIVA song, dancing erratically
� �I�ll remember�� Madonna, singing
�I can�t remember five minutes ago so this song doesn�t apply to me.� Anne
� �It got fleas�kill it!� Anne smacking the table referring to �Fleawood Mac�
� �Welcome to �SPANISH�.� Anne flailing her arms
� �Yes he did. He ate it and chewed it and now he�s gonna poop it out.� Mom
� <Siren blaze>
�They�ll never find me.� Mom
� �Set your dials and tune in to Danbury High School.� Bob Mr. Findley
� �Leafgirl is coming�to YOUR neighborhood.� Mrs. Denike
� �So guess what flew out of my hair the other day.� Jan�s guaranteed conversation starter
� �Oh really? That�s what you think�I�d get out of the car and what would start out to be a simple �crotch sniff� (by the dog) would end in an ambulance ride and stitches!� Jan
� �I�m trying to keep my feet warm.� Jan
�By burrowing them in my thigh?!� Katie
� �Okay, everyone turn around why Katie and Jan �have relations�.� Anne
� �Stacey Jenkins.� Anne and Jess about the anorexic heroin addict waitress at the Windmill
� �Where jellyfish people be floatin� around.� Anne
� �The Abyss�� Rima
� �Bring it on baby, and don�t be stingy with the jalepenos!� Mrs. Denike
� �Will the girl wearing the red jacket please let of the railing and move with the flow of traffic clockwise around the rink. Thank you.� Laura
� �The nail�it was foaming.� Laura
� �My parents stuck me in the middle of a rodeo�it was feedin� time at the zoo. They handed me this bottle and I saw the gates go up and all I saw was a cloud of dust and came the stampede of baby lambs.� Laura
� �The arguile rabbit who had to die for that sweater.� Anne
� �Oh please God, you big blue monster!� Anne about �Ragtime sub�
� �Welcome to the Halls of medicine.� Anne placing a Halls wrapper on Jan�s desk
� �Can I help the next person in line?� Jess at Claire�s
� �You wake up three days later dazed and confused in a pool of your own urine.� Jess
� �If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.� Old woman in Billy Madison
� �Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!� Ralph Wiggum
� �Likes to what?� Dan R.
�Make brownies.� Ms. Skipp
�Jan, the nurse is a fudge packer!� Anne
� �What�s that Alanis song about the ironic stuff?� Trisha
� �Maybe YOU need to brush your teeth.� Jan to Guasco
� �That�s from Alice in Wonderland, isn�t it?� Jen
�No, the other movie with the talking flowers�� Jan
� �Lisa,
Take your damn food and leave.
-Jan and Jen�
� �Momma, Clay�s wet the bed.� Say in hick southern accent from �drama movie� Norma Rae
� �At least in Monaco I can be myself�and gamble �til the cows come home!� Anne, crying at first
� �Okay guys, welcome to your life.� Ms. Heyd
� Jenny�s family day at �Monkey Park�
� �My God, the acting is second to none.� Anne about the Wizard of Oz
� �Plant your seed.� Jen�s random note to Jan followed by �let it grow.�
� �You�re not the only person on this stupid Earth, so, reach out and touch someone.� Anne about Contact
� �Five minutes of quiet or I�m walking out.� Ms. Heyd
� �Detention must be letting out.� Dan R. about commotion in the hall
� �If I had a parrot I�d name it Suzanne.� Jen about Jan�s imaginary parakeet named �Whitey� or �Whitney�
� �If found wandering, please return to Jim Denike.� Mrs. Denike
� �What was December 7th?� Mrs. Denike
�The day that will live in infamy.� Jan and Jen in unison
�That�s right. Who said that?� Mrs. Denike
�Rima.� Jan
� High-water Girl Torment Lines: (By Anne)
- Haggis is better than your Hungarian slop.
- My momma�s goulash is better than your momma�s goulash.
- BATTER UP!
� �Welcome to the Hall of medicine�I SAID WELCOME TO THE HALLS OF MEDICINE!� Anne
� �I ask you to pat the bunny, you don�t�I welcome you to the halls of medicine, you don�t care.� Anne
� �Welcome to my ear, Q-tip Jan.� Anne
� �Where the hell is she? I wanted to show her my yo-yo trick where I shove it in her face.� Anne
� �Jennifer! Twittering!� Ms. Heyd
� �Twitter: To chirp rapidly.� Webster�s dictionary
� �Yeast? I ain�t makin� no bread!� Chris Price about �feminine itching�
� �Hey Macarena!� Dad to the tune of �One Week�
� �Hello?� Laura
�Hi, is mom there?� Jen
�Is this Jenny? Did you call the wrong house again?� Laura
� �Hi mom, it�s me.� Laura
�Who is this?� Laura�s mom
�Laura.�
�Laura who? Spell it��
� Anne�s fall off the risers�and her chair�during band�on stage
� �I�m just gonna shoot a few out there since we only have a few minutes.� Mr. Harris
�Fiddle Dee Dee.� Anne, monotone
� �If you go to Ireland, you see O�Malley�s, O�Rourke�s�why is that?� Mr. Harris
�Inbreeding?� Ken
� �Can I read my quote?� MK
�Can I pop your head like a big giant zit?� Anne
� �I got blue!� Anne
�You did!� Jan
�Are you making a reference to the horse?� Anne
� �You are coming to my house and you are watching these movies and you are eating candy canes �til they come out your ass.� Anne
� �Perhaps if you spoke English�� Jan
�Perhaps if I poked your eye out with my candy cane�� Anne
� �Eww! There be spittle on there!� Anne
� �Uh oh, here comes the hoe.� Anne
� �That Santy Clause is a freakin� me out�he�s not wearing any paants.� Anne
� �Can I use a cup?�
�Sure you can! They�re not mine, I don�t know what�s been in them!� Mrs. Denike
� �I didn�t know what you were doing when you were sitting down. I just saw your crotch coming toward me. I was like, who do I look like, Monica Lewinsky? Does this LOOK like the oval office? I don�t think so!� Jess
� �Favorite pick up line: I know Scott Mason, wanna shag?� Josh
� �I think we�ve all found new ways to enjoy ourselves.� Anne
� �You�re gonna be the biggest diversity in the gene pool there since General Lee came marching through!� Anne to Jan about UNC
� �Shut up you fat, fat man!� Jan about MM
� �Pie-A.� LaRosa sub�s version of Pia
� �I charge the field, Mon-roe shoots me in the back.� Josh
� �I like Stew Leonard�s�have Twinkie the kid and the donkeys�� Josh
� �I do things now and I�m like �Oh my God, it�s my mother!�� G
�Your mother�s a fat hoe?� Anne
� �Jan, calm down, but Anne is coming to kill you.� Jess
� �Dave, I crapped my pants.�Anne about Mr. Raposo
� �Why does our lovely Ragtime sub look like a lime skittle?� Jan
Taste the rainbow.� Anne
� �He�s after you for sex�he�s the predator, you�re the prey, get out of it!� Laura
� �There were more breasts in that movie than touchdowns!� Laura about Varsity Blues
� �Sochara! Chocolate can�t eat dog!� Jan
� �Is this a disgusting period story? �Four stars�?� Anne
� �BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH! I�m FIT TO BE TIED!� Jess
� �She was smoochin� with some Spanish/Mexican guys.� Jen
� �Hands off!�
�But I�m a plumber! Can�t you see my crack?� Jess
� �Thank you.� Jessica�s response to Jan clicking a pen on her head
� �Monica L. Monica? Is that like Doug E. Doug?� Jess
� Jan looks over and sees Jen reading an article entitled �Sacrificing Breasts�
� �Cold oatmeal is good.� Missy
�I�d rather eat bugs.� Jan
� �US World and News report.� Jan�it�s really US News and World report
� �Did you just say your name was Cheruda?� Jan to Jess
� �Jan�s up shit�s creek.� Jess
� �I was like QUE?� Jan
� �You know, Mrs. Denike, your brain is GONE.� Mrs. Denike
� �Jan-
I thought the overhead projector said �potato crisp�.�
-Jess (it�s really porta-scribe)
� �Whoops�come back strange baby!� Mrs. Denike
� �Where are we?� Jen
�Shit�s creek.� Jess
�What don�t we have?� Jen
�A paddle.� Jess
� �I always wanted to be a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream tester.� Mrs. Denike
� FRUIT BY THE FOOT SECRET ALIEN MESSAGE: Fuck You
� �That man�s fruitier then Chiquita Banana!� Jan about MH
� �That girl�s wearing more makeup than Max Factor!� Jan
� �GOOD MORNING! IT IS MONDAY! THIS IS DANBURY HIGH SCHOOL!� Mrs. Denike
� �No you can NOT do Master P standing at a urinal!� Mrs. Denike
� �What about Joe vs. the Volcano?� Jess
� �She had a nastiest wedgie.� Anne
� �Jan, you sacrilegious bitch!� Anne
�Aren�t they supposed to separate church and state?� Anne about Ash Wednesday sign in the cafeteria
� �Look at all the sneeze the sneeze guard stopped!� Anne
� �Oooooh, I didn�t know the red M&M was making a cameo appearance in today�s lunch.� Anne
� �You got a boyfriend? What the fucks wrong with you?� Laura
� �Whore.� Random outburst from Jess
� �6 clock, 7 clock, 8 clock, ROCK!� Jess� rendition of �Day-O� or �Kae-To� and dancing erratically
� �PAUL BUNYAN! Where�s his big blue ox?� Anne
� �Mmm-hmm, you should see him shirtless�Ohhhhhhhh.� Anne
� �I fucked Macbeth.� Anne
� �You damn non-Polack!� Anne to Jan
� �Macbeth�s a good fighter.� Anne
�He could take you down in the sand.� Jan
�I�d let him.� Anne
� Fuck a duck song�Jan and Anne
�Um, I�ve never heard that song.� Laura
�Shut up Laura, it�s based on your life.� Anne
� �My mom thinks Alan Thicke�s attractive.� Anne
� �They came all the way down here to say FAHCK.� Jen referring to secret alien message
� �READY!� Mrs. Denike
�Mrs. Denike, we�re leaving.� Jan and Jen
�Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!� Mrs. Denike
� Laura�s impression of nasty track girl� �I walk like this when I get fucked too much.�
� �Excuse me, that is a big pile of shit wearing a blonde wig.� Anne about Ragtime
� �LAURA!� Anne in nasal voice
� Anne�s �Do do do do� walk
� �Twenty years from now you�re gonna be like, did she step in shit? Did she track it across the floor?� Anne
� �Let�s say there was this guy. His name was Mr. Floyd Proctor.� Jess, in accent
� �Two teens set fire to the town drunk sleeping on a park bench�the man died.� Example on an AJ worksheet
� �Look I�m Edward Scissorfinger!� Anne
� �Go back to Family Ties.� Jess
� �You built a time machine?� Jess
� �Ahh, you gotta love ABC theater.� Jess
� �Tst tst tst tst.� Jess as ROTC kids march off the TV
� �Hey Debra, you�re not gonna kill me are ya?� Jess in southern accent
� Anne�s craptacular poster
� �My name is Debra Jenkie.� Jess
�STACEY JENKINS!� Anne
� �There�s a blonde curly hair on my arm.� Jan
�Eww, Jan, sounds like a pubic hair to me!� Jess
� �Let�s take her outside like Old Yeller and shoot her.� Anne referring to Jan
� �Breasts.� Jan randomly to Julia
� �I�m crankin� out these bunny butts like crazy!� Jess
� �I�m reprising my role of Annie Scissorhands.� Anne
� �She lost her night job as a pile of shit in a rhino cage.� Anne about Ragtime
� �Oh say can�t you see (of course I can�t see, she�s in my entire field of view)
I did not hail so proudly (damn that thing�s ugly!)� Anne about Ragtime�s sweater
� �And then you have Krebs�� Sochara
�Did she say she has crabs?� Anne causing Jan to interrupt class
� �How was your trip to the United States?� Jan
�I hate America!� Jess in Asian accent
� �Teacher, where�s my fork?�
�Well little Johnny�� Jess
� �Are any of you in the talent show?� Mom
�Well, I�m doing a one woman show�� Jess
� �What, do they have squirrels in the audience? How do you feel? Nst nst nst�� Jess
� �There ARE such things as leprechauns.� Sarah
�You�re living proof�� Jan
� �Yo, you won�t catch me in a place like that. I be in Rosco�s Fried Chicken.� Random boy in visual literature
� �You been in da Bute again, haven�t ya?� Anne in southern accent
� �Lookin� like little red bookin� bag hood.� Amanda
� �Combover? What?� Anne about Mr. Harris
� �It�s a fucking book. It�s about a guy who found some shit and froze the Earth.� Anne�s synopsis of Cat�s Cradle
� �[MAKE COMMENT ABOUT FUTILE ATTEMPTS TO STOP ASTERIOD]� Excerpt from Anne�s mankind paper
� �Are you saving some ass for later? Share and share alike, there�s no hoarding ass!� Anne
� �I need to go to hell.� Anne
� �Get your armpit out of my zone.� Anne
� �Galosh, galosh.� Jess
� �What�s that guys name? Winkle��Jan
�Rip Van?� Jess
� �You may give up your right to speak�� Mr. Marcy
�English?� Jan
� �When I retire I�m gonna write country music and children�s book. I�ve always had music in my head, now I can get it out.� Mrs. Denike
� �I did the Granny bowl, you know where you shove it between your�oops never mind. I�ll just stop right there.� Anne
� <Cough> Jan
�You have pneumonia, don�t you?� Anne dead serious
� �Give it to ME baby.� Amanda
� �Well, you ARE bleeding�� Amanda
� �You want to touch this, but you won�t�� Amanda
� �You know that is not his child because no woman in her right mind would ever have intercourse with that man.� Amanda about RL
� �TONTAS!� Ms. Roos to Amanda and Jan
� �I�m building a home�I�m now homeless.� Mrs. Denike about her boxes
� �And that is why you suck and we don�t.� Jan
� I�m not Shirley McClaine.� MH, admittingly
� �The Attacking Albatross� �The Flying Albatross� Anne�s battle tactic
� �Stop that boat, that�s my kid.� Jess�name for a TV movie
� �They just throw me down in the gravel in the alley. Give it to me now, bitch! You can remove the dirt from your ass later! And it better be crotchless cause I don�t want to bother!� Tori on being the Caldor-going-out-of-business-sale whore
� �It�s not only the home of the bears, but also of pride intensified.� Anne about NHS
� �Life had dealt some pretty ugly hands to that girl over there�� Anne singing about the roly-poly Elmo overall wearing chick
� �Who does he think he is, Funk Master Flex?� Amanda
� �Flying Elvi.� Jen
� �Look, Jan! I got my cap and Zzzzzz.� Jen as Jan stuns her with a stun gun
� �You don�t REALLY have a stun gun, do you?� Jen nervously
� �She said he grew on her.� Jan
<PAUSE>
<PAUSE>
�LIKE A FUNGUS!� Amanda
� �Kiss my class goodbye.� Jen
� �What�s that expression? Rude, crude, and tattooed?� MH
�That�s gay.� Anne
� �My dog pooped in the driveway.� Anne
� �Hi, my name is Lori.� Jess
�Rory.� Jan
�Rory? Oh then she�s definitely a Lesbian.� Jess
� �Is anyone else bothered by the whole shaft analogy?� Jan
<Cue Anne>
�SHAFT! Shut yo� mouth��
� �I like those �How do you see the world in 1984?� I saw �REAGAN�.� Anne
� �Ship knot, ship knot!� Jan
� �Jesse�s a communist!� Laura
� �I�m tired of her chirping over there from the corner.� Laura
� �Hi, I�m Jesse.� (Laura holds up right pinky) �Hi, I�m the class� (Laura holds up left fist and rotates it around the pinky
� �Did you ever wonder if the sound of her voice could kill brain cells?� Laura
� �I think if we get lots of cookie dough ice cream, the problem would go away.� Laura, imitating Jesse
� �What�s higher than the Supreme Court?� Mr. Marcy
�God?� Jess
� �Hands on Astrophysics.� Jess (a book in Mr. Marcy�s room)
�Hey get YOUR hands off MY astrofidgets�� Jan, mispronouncing everything stupidly
� �SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE? Damn, I need to go on a killing spree!� Anne
� �Is that a hand Marcie?� Mr. Harris
�No, it�s a Tralfamadorian.� Anne
� �Must have been her dildo.� Anne
� �Couldn�t he just BE Papa Smurf?� Jan about MM
� �Courtney Cox sucks�heh, cock sucks�� Jan
� �I like to pet it like it was a small mammal or something. Preferably a Shit-Su, they�re very cute.� Tori, about Jan�s hair
� �Did they just carbon copy the same man?� Jess
� �I think we should call Batman�� Jess
� �Now to move on to something more important like my theory of relativity�� Jess about Einstein man
� �Doesn�t it sound like you�re swearing in another language? And for all I know, we are�Valerie, you don� have to fall over. She was so taken back by that, she went flippin� backwards!� Mrs. Denike about NISHKATA
� �I�m an old woman, I�m easily confused.� Mrs. Denike
� �What are we, the thesaurus period? Oh God, just shoot me in the street. Bash my head in with a rock.� Anne
� �Are you mating now? We�re perverts. Are you mating now? Are you having S�E�X�?� Anne about Tralfamadorians
� �I was born a poor white child.� Mrs. Denike
� �My Dad makes me want to wretch.� Anne, about his driving
� �What is this, Fast Times At Ridgemont High?� Amanda
� �Who is that Velveteen Rabbit?� Amanda
� �According to my map�I have no idea where the hell I�m going.� Dad
� �Victoria�s Secret my ass, it ain�t keepin� nothin� a secret the way it�s fallin� down.� Anne
� �Jealousy spoken�� Jan, singing
� �Dat�s my jam, yo, dat�s my jam!� Fried Chicken boy about Goldfinger song
� �His name is Giant Carlo?� Laura (It�s really John Carlo AKA Chuckie)
� �There�s a horse named Charlie�you know, Charlie horse�his real name is Charles in Charge�hehehe, Scott Baio.� Anne
� �THEFT! I WANT TO REPORT A THEFT! SOMEBODY STOLE MY STRING!� Mrs. Denike
� �My name is Denike.� Mrs. Denike
� �Did you forget to send in your attendance?� Office
�Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!� Mrs. Denike
� �According to Christopher Columbus it is.� Carrie
� �Uh, the bus has arrived�� Carrie
� �Fuck the alphabet, what�d it ever do for you?� Anne
� �I like, fell on my face in the dark room after smashing into some chair some ass left in there."� Anne
� �Eww, you think I would actually go near that French freak?� Anne, about Celine Dion
� �What, you had cyber sex? With who?� Jan
�Well it was with someone with the screen name [email protected]� Anne
Band Trip 1999
� �I�ll give him half a peace sign�� Lisa about Raposo
� �It�s rainin� Chaz!� Anne
� �Chaz, hat boy, Buzz, Lurch.� Jess and Jan
� �Are you the Mayor?� Jess, to random guy in back of tram
� �Damn, my seaman�s smooth.� Jess
� �That�s gonna be my goal, to put my seaman everywhere.� Jess
� �That time my seaman just flowed.� Jess
� �How do you pronounce your school? Oh, I�m sorry, you probably can�t break attention.� Jess to Canadaigua kid
� �He�s wearing a big �Fear This� shirt too�� Carrie
� �I�m a potato waiting to spud!� Jan
�Yeah, we�ll be on the bus and Jan�ll yell �FIRE IN THE HOLE!�.� Tom
� Jan�s �incident� with Bugs Bunny
� �Now that�s whacked!� Colleen
� �I don�t want to hear another word about your white little thing!� Jan
� �I know I have a luscious ass, you just don�t need to be touching it.� Anne
� �PEER LEADERSHIP = YESTERDAY CAFɔ Doodle in Rima�s notebook
� �Did you just smell your bra?! WHY?! No no wait, I don�t wanna know, I don�t wanna know�� Jan to Rima
� �My shoes smell bad, do yours?� Rima
�I wouldn�t know, I don�t smell my shoes.� Jan
� �I got a cou�in Howard and an Aunt Fanny.� Mrs. Denike in accent
� �Speaking of Peter Pan�� Jan about Mrs. Denike
� �Boy, she really went downhill after the Facts of Life�� Jess about Nancy McKeon
� �I�m scared�Mommy�s turned into a robot!� Jess
� �The cell layer is made of�damn harmonica goes walking by.� Anne
� �Girl goes �What goin� on in here, what goin� on in here?� Ms. Ingham bust up, SHHHHH!� Anne
� �WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES�� Doodle in Rima�s notebook
� �$2.70! Just ask for a pound of flesh why don�t ya!� Gaz
� �Seriously yo, you can�t be datin� a chick that look like a sea donkey!� Fried Chicken boy
� �By the end of the page, you�ll be in wing dings!� Jess
� �Wow it�s been a while since I�ve been on the funny list! Like a virgin�� Jess, singing
� �The Internet is the tool of the devil�� Jess
� �Yeah, Gary Busey pretty much sucks�� Jess
� �My friend Eenie told my friend Meenie and Meenie told Moe.� Anne on how she chose her thesis
� �You�ll be all presented out.� Anne about Jan
� �You know who also went downhill after the Facts of Life? Trudy.� Anne
�Tootie?� Jan
� �You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, I�m a fuck up, alright?� Anne
� �You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life�is this a health show??� Anne in nasally whiny voice
� �I see the boat docked in front of me�� Anne
� <CRASH>
�Good God, Manny fell in the garbage!� Chris Guasco
� �So they�re crap collectors�� Anne