She said "I'll love you 'till the end"
'Till she said "Let's just be friends"
who you ask it just depends
But some people say she's a lesbian
She cut her hair short and
She going to a liberal arts school and
She wears army surplus and
She listens to Ani DeFranco
Why couldn't I see it before
It's so completely clear
She don't like guys anymore
She's just completely queer
My ex-girlfriend What's not to like
She has a girlfriend and she's a dyke
My ex-girlfriend what's not to like
She has a girlfriend so she's a dyke
I said "I don't think we'll make it"
Just how long could she fake it
Heard the news it was a downer
The Catholic church frowns down upon her