Who I am according to internet quizzes
So, I take internet quizzes. They make me laugh. Here are my results.
My IQ is somewhere between 120 and 160.
My daddy is Darth Vader.
In a past life I was an Insane Executor of Sacrifices from Scotland who dies of decapitation.
My emo band name is 'An Ounce of Prozac', my band sounds like 'Thursday', we're signed to Drive-Thru Records, and our emo lyrics are "The airplanes are so far away from the September I used to see".
At my ten year high school reunion I will be president of a small country, be worth $985,808, and everyone will think I'm really hot.
I will conquer my Home Town, my title will be Archbishop, I will conquer it by getting myself elected (by a miscount due to hanging chads), my enforcers will be the WWE (have you seen those guys fight! They can get hit one the head by 8 folding chairs and keep going), and my first act as ruler will be to ban Olsen Twins movies.
My destiny is death by monkeys on December 9, 2014.
My inner child is 16.
I have a congragation of leprechaun wanna bes under my bed.
I am Mr. Met.
Both Aragorn and Legolas are my Lord of the Rings love matches.
I am 14% idiot.
My superhero name is Caffeine Boy, my super power is Irresistable Sexuality, my enemy is Circus Clowns, my mode of transportation is a scooter, and my weapon is Attack Gerbils.
I am a gamer geek, have a very high IQ, my geek strength is I never need to sleep, my weakness is alcohol, I think normal people are aliens, and normal people think I'm weird.
I have multiple personalities, which will never be cured, but I'm only 21% crazy.
My gayness is 48%.
My gangsta name is Laddie McBaddie.
My battle cry is Eddie. Red headed. Lisa. Ann. Agnes.