Issue One, March 2002
a catboymusings interview
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Make a good cup of coffee and pull up the feet-seat... for our premiere issue we decided to have a fireside chat with teenage vixen Britney Spears.
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Hi, Britney. Welcome to
catboy musings.
Thanks for having
me - and for your premiere issue ! No, really! Wow, it's really
an honour.
Yeah, whatever, moving on.
No, really. I mean, I've been interviewed by some of the best magazines in the world, so to be considered for the first issue of a humble e-zine... words can't describe... oh, it really is the coolest ! Catboy musings rocks !
I know. And I'm not just
saying that because I'm the editor. Do you like being interviewed
?
Well, you have to
talk a lot about yourself, and that's really hard sometimes...
because, who am I really ? So when you have to sit down and think
about yourself, and talk about yourself, it's hard. Sometimes
I just can't think of anything to say. Like this one time in Alabama
a journalist asked me what I like to eat. And I just couldn't
think of anything to say ! Like, do I like cornbread and grits
the best or cookie dough icecream ? Of course, this was before
I had to get in shape for my tour. Now it's like lettuce and carrots,
or something. Yeah, sometimes it's really hard to talk.
Do you think that Oops... I did it again ! and You drive
me crazy are really the same song with a different drumbeat?
Well, I really don't know... you'd have to ask the writers
that.
Didn't you write a couple of songs on your new album ?
I did help write Lucky, which is about this poor
girl who is rich and famous, and everyone loves her, but, like,
deep down she's really sad because not everyone knows that being
rich and famous doesn't mean you're happy. So sometimes you go
home and cry, you know ?
Yeah, being a millionaire must really stink. Is the song
autobiographical ?
No, it's about me.
Are your new breasts real?
Of course they are, they're a gift from God. Like life.
Well, God was good to you. And speedy in the delivery.
Yes, He was. There are a lot of late bloomers in my family.
You've been described
as a new Lolita.
Eww! That movie was really,
really gross ! Who would want to do it with an old man
! Umm, not that I'm doing it anyway...
But a lot of old men like your video clips.
Well, they're perverts ! Just because I wear micro minis and crop
tops and catholic school girl uniforms with my bra showing doesn't
mean a thing! They make me dance better, I need freedom to move
when I'm dancing and that's what makes me comfortable.
Do you think you'll last as long as other pop divas like
Madonna?
Madonna ? She is soooo old. She should stop singing and
start raising her family like a good Christian would. There's
nothing sadder than old people trying to be sexy and cool and
hip.
But you'll be old one day, Britney.
That's it ! Interview over !
