Issue Two, August 2002
CM: Mr Howard, I would like to start with one question that is on the mind of all our readers.
JH: Please, go ahead.
CM: Mr Howard, isn't it true that you are a pathetic, snivelling, soulless little toad that continually makes Australians look like backwater hicks to the rest of the world?
JH: (long pause) ...yes. Yes, actually, I am.
CM: Thank you, you pathetic little man. That is all we have time for today.
Interview ends with catboy going out for a good latte and a sad sense of where Australians are heading politically and globally.
(p.s. just as a side note, even having his photo on this site makes me want to vomit.)