| ten amazing things to do with a pair of old tights.... |
| 1) use them as a humourous alternative to ure own ears (Bunny ears!!) =:o) 2) Fill them with soil & grass seed (the bottoms neway) & tie the tops up, let the grass grow out through the tights, then give ure lil grass dude/dudette a haircut, giving them a face, goatee etc. then stick on some googly eyes (remeber to water or they'll go bald!) 3) stuff them then pretend you've mutated in the night and grown 4 legs... by pinning them to the bum of ure trousers! 4) Make ure own voo-doo doll & torture them!!!! 5) set up a nursing home for old tights, where they can live out their last days in peace & harmony 6) Sew a bunch together and make a wig! 7) Cut a hole in the middle bit big enough for ure head, cut the feet off (the ones on the tights not ure own) & there u have it a top (prob work with fish-nets aswell 8) Stick them right over your head, then take pictures of how squished ure face is and send them to meeeee!! (I could make my own squished head gallery :-D) 9) Make goth clothes for ure Barbie dolls, paint their face white, and have your own Satanic barbie cult 10) Ladder them ,then walk around town looking trashy and trampy |