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| For thousands of years this story has gone untold, but now we (Professor Robertus and Professor brainus Laura) have found ancient documents detailing events of the age old and most famous battle of 'THE STARING CONTEST' * * * Under the sofa... buried under a pile of mini roll wrappers... while looking for our lost pigeon... Humphrey. (Humphrey by the way, is now safe and sound.) * * * We have gone to great lengths to decipher the ancient parchment scrolls we had found with them, and we want to share the greatness with the world!!! |
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| The judge of this paticular duel was an old and wise washing machine called 'Sir Archibald the 2nd' he lived to the grand old age of 100 on a diet of socks and boxer shorts. |
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| Sir Johnathon Hincklebottom (Sir John) was on this paticular morn challeging the great and astoundingly... mad Lady Frau Helga. (Frau Helga) |
| Sir John started off in great form with the tried and tested serious stare at his opponant. |
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| Frau Helga returns with a penetrating stare, one eye slightly bigger than the other due to her impending madness. |
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| The force of Frau's stare causes Sir John's teeth to shatter leaving him a mere parody of his former self, undeterred he continues to fix her in his evil glare. |
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| Frau Helga brings out the fly swat of doom stare laughing madly and manically all the while. |
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| Sir John, shocked at this method of action starts to scream like a little girl (the same effect is acheived by throwing stink bugs at him...) |
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| Sir John retaliates with 'Camp disco pineapple man' (he's wearing socks on his hands as gloves because the campness is so very infectious that all necessery precautions need to be taken.) |
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