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| mwahahahaha... there are lot's of things people can be scared of... but does anyone seriously suffer from these?! by the way, me and my brother did some pictures to go with the writing, so have a look at that. |
| The awfully clever people at Lovely Laura corp, are proud to present this weeks' funny feature |
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| Which of these do you suffer from? 1. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia A fear of long words. 2.Coulrophobia A fear of clowns 3.Arachibutyrophobia Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth 4.Ergophobia Fear of work 5.Venustraphobia Fear of beautiful women 6.Uranophobia Fear of Heaven 7.Helminthophobia Fear of being infested with worms 8.Porphyrophobia Fear of the colour purple 9.Mycophobia Fear of mushrooms 10.Dendrophobia Fear of trees 11.Epistaxiophobia Fear of nose bleeds..(it's tomatoe ketchup in our photo btw..) 12.Pogonophobia Fear of beards 13.Logizomechanophobia Fear of computers 14.Blennophobia Fear of slime... 15.Alektorophobia Fear of chickens 16.Anuptaphobia Fear of staying single 17.Deipnophobia Fear of dinner conversations 18.Aulophobia Fear of flutes 19.Barophobia Fear of gravity 20.Hobophobia Fear of tramps |
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| you'd be in truoble though if you had all of these phobias.. and met... A person with a name a 10000 letters long.... who was a clown.... who offered you some sticky peanut butter... and told you to do some work for once....then you saw a whole tribe of really beautiful women.... who said they'd send u to heaven... or they would infest you with worms... and make you wear purple (because it's soo this season dahlin').. and gave u a mushroom... with a tree... you then got a nose bleed... and grew a beard... saw a computer shop... full of slime... then chickens started to chase you.... and told you that you'd never marry or go out with anyone... but always have to go to dinner parties.. where you'd have to talk... a flute is lying across the road... then you realise Gravity is everywhere... and to top it all a tramp jumps out and goes boo at u... |